Maybe it will be broadsided by that rough tough Chuck Norris' rather gay Dodge Ram.....
"Steve Firth" <%steve%@malloc.co.uk> wrote in message news:1gq0m6p.1baxw4ntnn86rN%%steve%@malloc.co.uk...
: "David G. Bell" <
[email protected]> wrote:
:
: > I think I'll wait for a diesel jeep to roll over and explode in a
: > fireball on American TV.
:
: Tsk, you obviously haven't studied your Hollywood rule book.
:
: 1. In any car chase, the Ferrari/Jaguar/BMW will always be relentlessy
: tracked down and overtaken by one of the following:
:
: A Ford Taurus
: A Mack truck
: A UPS or Fedex van
:
: 2. During a car chase the scene must cut to a shot of the speedometer in
: the European car with the need creeping slowly towards the unheard of
: speed of 70mph where it will stop, flickering feebly.
:
: 3. At the second bend the European car will fly off the road and the
: fuel tank will explode in mid air.
:
: 4. The American vehicle (see list above) will be able to outbrake or out
: corner the European vehicle and will thus be saved from the same fate.
:
: 5. Everyone will stand around and look at the burning vehicle, no one
: will call 911, no one will try to assist the driver and/or passengers.
:
: 6. The most romantic place to be is on a dusty road next to a burnign
: car from which the smell of charred flesh is drifting. So the principal
: character will embrace and go for a deep-tongue experience.
:
: 7. Particularly applies if the characters are male.
:
: --
: "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little
: temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
:
: -- Benjamin Franklin, 1759