underwear buying for xmas?

ormus · Dec 13, 2006

BBC NEWS | Magazine | Supporting act

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In one case last Christmas, she says, a male shopper came to buy his wife's underwear present armed only with her shoe size.

do you lot have any problems?

Griffdowg · Dec 13, 2006

none whatsoever. shes a size 8 throughout, shoe size 6

i also used to live with 6 girls at uni

man of the 'ouse me... or ladies man

who knows.

G

yella · Dec 13, 2006

nope. i dont buy her owt

tookey · Dec 13, 2006

no,she doesnt bother with undies

ormus · Dec 13, 2006

i was tempted to buy her a steering rack uj last year.

chickened out at the last minute and bought her a gold necklace instead.

yella · Dec 13, 2006

i think mine wants a new set o tyres fer the disco

ormus · Dec 13, 2006

her exact words to me were she wanted a new chain.
i didnt even know she had a winch?

Adz · Dec 13, 2006

Griffdowg said:
...or ladies man who knows.

G

As long as it's not 'lady boy' we're all happy...

Griffdowg · Dec 13, 2006

...and i thought you lot were an accepting bunch

jax13 · Dec 14, 2006

after spending what feels like a combined total of months being dragged form shop to shop i just give her a fistful of cash and send her on her merry way!

i give her the gift of whatever the hell she wants to buy and she gets a day out shopping while i run off to the gun club!!!

GRUNT · Dec 15, 2006

I've got our Mytle some bicycle tyres, it's her birthday in January so I'll get the inner tubes then. I'm not joking.

mondo · Dec 15, 2006

I nearly bought our lass an LCD telly fur the bedroom!

but it had Cliff Richard on it and she dunt like him so i dint bother

The Mad Hat Man · Dec 16, 2006

Griffdowg said:
none whatsoever. shes a size 8 throughout, shoe size 6 i also used to live with 6 girls at uni man of the 'ouse me... or ladies man who knows.

G

size 8 - SIZE 8! - oh jeez - those were the days eh! i had a 30" waist once - now i cant see my knees - as for the boss -

slob · Dec 16, 2006

them wur trhe days, eh! daft wet dreams and dry farts. now in old age its the otherway round

GRUNT · Dec 16, 2006

Its often crossed my mind that the sphincter is a wonderful muscle being able to differentiate between gas and lumpy fluids.........................Well most of the time anyway!

Sheddy · Dec 16, 2006

My Missus can have whatever she wants.

She told me so.

Trewey · Dec 16, 2006

my missus gets whatever she wants
I find out about it when I get the credit card bill

discomania · Dec 17, 2006

Mine wants a steering guard for the 90, thats underware isn't it?

ming · Dec 17, 2006

Mrs Ming alway buys me two pairs er thunders on christmas ,we zoglians dont celibrate christmas the same as you earthling,but we like ta join in, however ma thunders are gettin er bit thread bare from last christmas, i alway put one on, tother int wash, as we are very clean people, i always change them after three skidders. . . .

little nay · Dec 19, 2006

ming said:
Mrs Ming alway buys me two pairs er thunders on christmas ,we zoglians dont celibrate christmas the same as you earthling,but we like ta join in, however ma thunders are gettin er bit thread bare from last christmas, i alway put one on, tother int wash, as we are very clean people, i always change them after three skidders. . . .

ooooh, skiddie thunders, not yuo most attractive bit......... do you have any atractive bits come to think of it!

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