trial of Grunt, on murder charges

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Got a court house in ma rocket, and will be judgin Grunt on charges of weapons of mass destructions,in blowin up the gaylander pub and murderin some very popular members, i'm the judge and as it happened in my rocket ZOG LAW WILL BE IMPLEMENTED, so straight away he is guilty, i call opon all whitenesses ta make a statement , and will then ask Grunt to try and defend himself [this of course will be futile], so let the trial begin. . .
 
GRUNT said:
It wont me I was wiv Slob all evening. We were looking for my pigs especially Clamidia the three legged one. But they had been murdered and eaten by hairdressers.
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CONTEMPT OF ZOG LAW ,YA DON'T SPEAK GRUNT UNTIL WEVE SPOKEN TA ALL, WITNESSES
 
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may I post the following as evidence?

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Re: Gaylander Pub
Shush............................................. .............................no don'tbother with the curling tongs............................................. ............................................shuddu p you'll wake the hairdressers up......................just get the usefull stuff............................................. .................................................. ................waddyer mean there isn't any usefull stuff..........shush.............................. ......................there int nowt worth having is there...........................................he he they've eaten the chemical warfare pigs we let 'em steal.....................................shush.je ez wots that smell did someone step on a handbag........................................... .................................................. ........'Kinell theres bog all in here................................. oh well just crap in the popcorn machine and **** in the creme de menthe an we'll go back to the Zone Inn for the last gallon or two............................................... .................................................. ......................shus h set the time bomb for half an hour that'll give 'em a shock....................
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Speaks for itself doesn't it? HANG HIM!

I have no futher evidence,
 
i move that if Snot, on his own admission, woz wiv Gringe then he should be tried as an accessory after the fax. I have the fotocopies to prove it.
 
Ok summin up half way through this trial, the allegations against the said Mr Grunt are damming,the evidence from witlessness seems forth coming, and if true that Mr Slob is giving a false alibie then he to could be tried under zog law [zog law states. . .no matter wot yer still guilty] we will continue to hear accounts of other witlessness, and at the end i will conclude a final verdict . . .he he ,parp. . .oops . . . .:rolleyes:
 
bollocks ya fat baldy ****!! i move you have yer heid cracked like an egg! under my law you are to be hung,(which i should say would please mrs. ming)it wur your pub so you is responsible fer all that happens in it.
 
breaking news!

investigations of Gringes telephone calls show a text message to a Mr Snot stating "blown up Gaylander Pub - looking for signs of missing pigs, Gringe"
 
I think it was col saunders in the ballroom with the spoon mulaud...:D

can still taste that glaze from the hog roast...mmmm:)

It defernantly wern't Grunt or slob Cause they was wive me in the gettaway tractor...ooppss...
 
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