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How do you get rid of a bad smell in a tractor with a pig in the back. . . . ans/ chuck out the driver. . .oink oink:D
 
what would you do ? . . . if a tractor wiv a porky in the back of them there motors ,developed a squealing noise inside the cab. . . ans = chuck out the driver. . . oink:D
 
what does them there tractor boys do when the porky pig dies in the back of them there motors. . . he keeps getting lost. . . oink oink :D
 
What is the difference tween the old pervert sloby and his porky pig. . . Well none really ,,,,,, but it is said you can communicate wiv a pig. . .oink , don't ya just love it , so who pressed the mute then , silly boy . . .ming :p
 
Ming, how about getting your head out of your arse and just leave things be.
one minute your moaning about "tractor boys" the next your on the big wind up
trying to get a bite. lets just all agree to disagree and let sleeping dogs lie, and get on with enjoying the forum.
 
I Dont moan bout tractor boys [just the bad langauge] its ok for you boys to rant but if we do its wrong , and this is our bit of the forum . . . so tough . . :D
 
time to give it a rest ming your getting peoples backs up anyway there are a few pig farms round here and most of them drive freelanders the cow and sheep farmers drive real 4x4s
 
hang on chaps!! according to minging,bungle and the lab rat its all my fault! i think you owe minging an apologeeeeeeeeee................or a good kicking
 
OK OK. . .yes i take on board what the Muddy and the others say, and yes i will tone it for ever, . . . but i will say in my defense, the tractor boys know I'm jesting , i never use bad language, and i actually like them in stupid kinda way, so OK yet again i will take it on the chin, but let all of us try to help each other to fix the motors, and keep the banter dare i say it in a light hearted kind of way , but this will require efforts from all sides, I'm willing to never come back to this forum , but will keep an eye on it to see how it goes ,but after the the very stupid bad language tonight from the yellow fellow feel that my requests have fallen on deaf ears, the best of luck. . .signing out for ever , , , the ming :cool:
 
Well ming thats big of you (no, i mean it) you have as much right to stay as the rest of us. ok the banter is never going to go away, but at least lets just keep it clean'ish. theres pleanty of lesser 4x4's to take the p out off, lets face it.
after all, we all run under the same flag.

besides whats zog going to do with out there emperor.
 
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