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my mechanic while working on her head was sproutin on about the best music 'to make love' to.i think she meant 'hump to'. i suggested " orange blossom special " by charles daniels and she strooped off. and i have no idea why.it has a good beat and a good rythm for humping to(if you can keep up).
last i heard from her she was mutter something about celine dion(didn't her dad invent some kind of suspension part) and that **** fingal blunt, atleast i think thats his name all i heard was the blunt. of course that could be the instrument she is gonna use on me. so can anyone tell me what music appeals to them with feminine bits, i'd ask the gaylanders but i don't think she was specifying'up the poop shute'
so here it is, can we have a list of humpin music?
and none of yer lovin spoonfuls either
 
SEX PISTOLS LYRICS

"Friggin' In The Riggin'"

It was on the good ship Venus
By Christ, ya shoulda seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast, a mammoth penis

The captain of this lugger
He was a dirty bugger
He wasn't fit to shovel ****
From one place to another

[Chorus:]
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was **** all else to do

The captain's name was Morgan
By Christ, he was a gorgon
Ten times a day he'd stop and play
With his ****in' organ

The first mate's name was Cooper
By Christ he was a trooper.
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor

[Chorus]

The second mate was Andy
By Christ, he had a dandy
Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock
For cumming in the brandy

The cabin boy was Flipper
He was a ****in' ******
He stuffed his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper

[Chorus]

The Captain's wife was Mabel
To **** she was not able
So the dirty ****s, they nailed her tits
Across the barroom table

The Captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
And by her squeals we knew the eels
Had found 'er sexual quarters

[Repeat Chorus to Fade]
 
dont write em like that anymore.
Shame.


Personally i like either Basement Jaxx, do your thing, or Ntrance, set you free.
 
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