The difference between LR's and BMW's.

Lenny1969 · Mar 11, 2006

A guy hit a roundabout at 130 mph after his accelerator got stuck in his auto BMW. He was giving an interview and was visibly shaken and upset at his near death experience.

Can you imagine a Landy in the same situation:

"what was that"
"What?"
"that bump"
"what bump"
"could've sworn we just drove over a roundabout"
"nah, probably a small pothole"
"oh,ok".

BMW= bavarian mechanical ****.

helpme · Mar 11, 2006

i saw that in todays paper very funny

ormus · Mar 11, 2006

ffs, turn the fookin key to the off position!

helpme · Mar 11, 2006

but he will lose power steering (as he said in the paper) and he was rideing the breaks

Lenny1969 · Mar 11, 2006

Personally, i think he's too stupid to have a licence, he could of killed someone innocent.
Pratt.
But then again, he drives a BMW (badly) so not much else to say really.

helpme · Mar 11, 2006

did i read the bit right where he didnt want his car cut open to get him out or did i read it wrong

ormus · Mar 11, 2006

in that case the cemetery jcb will have to dig a fookin big hole.

darren44 · Mar 12, 2006

couldn't he just stick it in neutral?
but then he drives a bmw so he prob doesn't have a clue about fook all the dozy assclown

The difference between LR's and BMW's.

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