story comp.

as this was placed in the wrong bit of the site i thought i'd better move it.


2 1/4 diesel engine
somewhere in the south east please

reet the idea is, you have to make up a story using these two lines. somewheres in the said story. as i'm orf out to see my theripist soon i'll start wiff a short one.

hi my name is screwme and i would like to tell you about my coffee table i made from an old 2 1/4 dizzel engine some empty ep90 containers.
i cut the engine length ways after removing the inards and laid them side to side. then i glued them together and using the pistons as legs i set it on the floor. now needing something i could rest the glass table top on i decided to use the neck ends of four ep90 bottles, complete wiff lids. so after drilling and tapping a small hole in each corner of my base i could then fix the bottle tops wiff a small 4ba screw. all that remained to do was carefully place the glass on top of my table.
unfortunately while transporting my table from kent to london it fell orf my trailer so it is now lying about somewhere in the south east. please if you find it can you return it to me.


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i know its a crap attempt but am in a hurry

I'm orf out tonight to have some falling over water, when I come home I might understand.

Yours

Confused.

yes that might help,
you see the orginal post in the series bit was only two very minimal lines which didn't make as much sense as this thread. i'm sure after some falling down water you will see the light.
it cos your suffereing withdrawal symtoms from LZ.

Oh eye of course it make perfect sense.

So any old how, owld Shroomy decides he’s had his Land Rover a while and he’d like to well you know personalize it a bit. He’d already got the Vanity Plate MAG1K MU5H but what else could he do to it? How about a nice pair of cup holders said Mrs Shroom thinking about the housekeeping money. What about a nice pair of heated curling tongs said his neighbour Nige. But poor old Shroomy didn’t want cup holders and he’d lost all his hair in a terrible accident involving bushes, in short he couldn’t think of anything to bling up his Land Rover.

Then one day he was out in his trusty old Land Rover with his favorite pig Gladys Emmanuelle, when he saw his old mate Len Drover so they stopped to talk, and Shroomy noticed that Len had the accessory that he’d been looking for it was the the new Liberty Cap though as Liberty Caps go it was a tad on the small side. Now as Shroomy and Len were talking they didn’t notice the local group of the “peoples liberation front of sows” creep up and steal Gladys Emmanuelle. Now the PLFS weren’t a gang to be messed with and were hell bent on anything pork, if they thought something had even been touched by a pig they eat it, and so they spirited poor Gladys Emmanuelle away.

Shroomy hunted high and low for Gladys his favourite pig. Mrs drover knitted some sow shaped cushions for his Land Rover. Ichabod Horsetrumpet held a special midnight mass, even Hard 0898 shed a tear. But Gladys Emmanuelle couldn’t be found.

Anyhow putting his sorrows behind him Shroomy went back on his hunt for some Liberty Caps for his Land Rover. He went to Haddocks his local specialists, but they only had small ones in stock and they told him to go to a show which was being held locally. Now as it turns out the shows catering was being done by the PLFS and was called ‘The Feast’ where local traders had stalls, among them the seller of liberty caps, and the PLFS had a pig roast.

So Shroomy went to the show and ended up at the Liberty Cap stall and asked the stall holder about Liberty Caps “Ah” said the stall holder “ we’ve got the two inch ones” But Shroomy had seen some bigger ones and exclaimed “No I’ll Take these ones 2 ¼ diesel do. Oh by the way my pig Gladys Emmanuelle has been stolen I don’t suppose you know where I might find her do you. “yes I think I might” replied the stallholder. “She’s been cooked over there somewhere in the Sow Feast”

ah ha i see yer getting the hang of this now...bwtf is a liberty hat? it wouldn't be the opposite of a chasity belt would it?

bwtf is a liberty hat?

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