Tell me, do you speak English too???
Er, yes. We'll Mid Surrey, with a Cornish twang.
No TBH I did get part of that, and it seems to be similar to what I have been saying to the Wife for a long time now.
Which is don't get an Apple?
Lots of my friends and family have fruity phones. They're conditioned into having the latest upgrade phone every other year, as it's so much faster than the phone they bought just 2 years ago.
Of course the latest I phone is faster, as IOS deliberately slows the system speed down over time, so it tricks the owner into believing that the latest phone is a massive upgrade, when in reality, it just a tiny bit faster.
My friends and family don't seem to understand how my nearly 4 year old Samsung Note 9 is still just as fast as their latest I phone, and ask why the battery in it still lasts all day?
Simply, Samsung don't deliberately slow the phone down as it gets older, to make the user believe the latest I phone is much faster, when in reality, there's little in it.
Also the battery life is governed by the quality of the battery manufacturer, which for Samsung is top quality, as they make the batteries for their devices.
Actually Samsung make all the components in their phones, alas Apple don't. Apple sub contract manufacturing out to a company call Foxconn, so manufacturing costs are kept low, because cheap third party parts can be used, even though the retail price for Apple products is high.
Trust me, an Apple device costs Apple about ¼ of the RRP. However Foxconn are making a profit from Apple, so how much does it actually cost to actually make the device?, not very much.
Samsung make their own phones in Samsung factories, using Samsung parts, so quality of manufacturing is assured. They also cost Samsung over ½ the RRP be make.
This is why my Samsung phone still works the way it should, even though it's technically now an OAP in electronic age.
This is just the hardware, the software is another story.
I've access to thousands of free apps from the Play store.
I've also basically unlimited space for pictures and files, as my Note 9 has a memory card slot on top of its huge factory memory, so I've almost unlimited space to take care of anything I'd need on it.
I've several gb of songs, tens of thousands pictures, hundreds of hours of videos, thousands of PDFs, Word files, Exel files, loads PowerPoint presentations and so on, and I'm still only ¼ of using up the memory.
Android also connects seamlessly with Windows, as both systems have been designed to compliment each other.
So would I use an Apple product these days, no I wouldn't.