Sorry did'nt see you

disco924 · Oct 29, 2013

went to pick up wife from work today sat in the asda cark park waiting for her to finish. when the sun came out for a bit. watch'd a bloke put the top down on his little boxster convertible. he then preceded to jump in his car and reverse under the back of my rangie classic. left him with a lovely
crease across the boot of his boxster he then jumps out of his car to say sorry mate i did'nt see you. good job plod was there & watch'd him do it as well, as they said his fault for not looking behind him. he then preceded to blame the girl in the mini skirt stockings sat at the bus stop across the road, at this point i left, with the police pointing out too him the error of his way and the possable careless driving charge he could be looking at.

*minty* · Oct 29, 2013

Was he blind?

DIFFLOCK66 · Oct 29, 2013

Blind? I think not

disco924 said:
he then preceded to blame the girl in the mini skirt stockings sat at the bus stop across the road, at this point i left, with the police pointing out too him the error of his way and the possable careless driving charge he could be looking at.

Nice one! No damage to the Rangie I take it? Or at least none worth speaking about due to ****ing one's sides laughing at the cockster driver....

wiltshire landyman · Oct 29, 2013

wheres the pics?

of the girly in the skirt and stockings

MGBGTV8 · Oct 29, 2013

haha! Nice one.

I had a similar incident a few years back... I was sat in an MGB GT at a motorway services. I'd parked behind a powder blue Ferrari 360 convertible.
Some Italian guy came out of the restaurant, started the motor up, gave it big revs and then reversed hard into the front of the BGT. No damage to the B - being a rubber bumper model it was totally undamaged as the front bumper is basically a steel girder wrapped in a rubber skin. The back bumper of the 360 was pretty wrecked, though... Best bit about it was it turned out the fezzer belonged to this guys wife!

Tried to give me a leather jacket by means of an apology too? Strange bloke...

disco924 · Oct 30, 2013

sorry did,nt get picci of girl, was a bit stunned still when he said sorry he did,nt see a bright green & yellow rangie classic. no damage to mine has i have when of them drop tow bar yokes on the back.

mutsnutz · Oct 30, 2013

do peeps just have a death wish had a wee micra pull out on me last night i beeped the horn and flashed the lights and they had the nerve to stick the fingers up at me

Bromsgrove Defender · Oct 30, 2013

mutsnutz said:
do peeps just have a death wish had a wee micra pull out on me last night i beeped the horn and flashed the lights and they had the nerve to stick the fingers up at me

Seems to be happening a lot lately.

You weren't under the impression you had the right of way were you?

Mr Noisy · Oct 30, 2013

I'm really looking forward to someone running up the back of the disco.

I mean, they're gonna run under the back of the disco and probably #### the diff guard, I know it's mean but I just wana get out and gloat for a bit

twizzle · Nov 1, 2013

I was waiting to fill the disco up with fuel when the guy in front of me started reversing back with his 3 day old Audi A4 Quattro Estate,my winch bumper and spot lights made a nice impression in his tail gate(Funny he said he didnt see me)still £150 cash for a damaged spot wasnt bad

TWIZZLE

Nigel-S · Nov 1, 2013

Stopped at traffic lights and a bloke run into the back of my series 1, wasn't much of a bump just enough for my towball to go through his radiator grill and hook itself up. The bloke waved me on as if to say don't worry about it, as I did so I pulled the front of his car off, it was a Triumph Herald (wings, bonnet all one piece). It was pretty busy with pedestrians and they were cracking up with laughter. The only person not laughing was the bloke sat in 2 thirds of his car :hysterically_laughi

Mr Noisy · Nov 1, 2013

Nigel-S said:
Stopped at traffic lights and a bloke run into the back of my series 1, wasn't much of a bump just enough for my towball to go through his radiator grill and hook itself up. The bloke waved me on as if to say don't worry about it, as I did so I pulled the front of his car off, it was a Triumph Herald (wings, bonnet all one piece). It was pretty busy with pedestrians and they were cracking up with laughter. The only person not laughing was the bloke sat in 2 thirds of his car :hysterically_laughi

That's a quality story

Sorry did'nt see you

disco924

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minty

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DIFFLOCK66

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wiltshire landyman

I’m back

MGBGTV8

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disco924

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mutsnutz

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Bromsgrove Defender

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Mr Noisy

Coming in your ears.

twizzle

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Nigel-S

soft and furry

Mr Noisy

Coming in your ears.

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