Shogun Shame

OK I promised I would own up so here we go!

There we were, spiderman and me, my kids, wife and trusty shogun. Going for a fun day out laning over at harlow. 10 miles out of LUton and the damn Shogun stops dead, no spark no engine, noe day laning. IN fact if it hadnt been for spydermans landy Iwouldnt have got out and about today at all!

So repairs for me tomorrow afternoon (After devils pit with the spyderman). Only one piccy but not uploaded yet!

On the up side...Idrove spydermans landy today for the first... and hopefully not the last time! It may be a bit primitive but jesus it's capable. I'm slowly being converted. I guess I must thank Spydie for his help and the AA man for his endless stories that he isisted on regaling us with!

is that to fill the time cause he couldnt diagnose or repair it? hehe!

So u and spyder are coming devils pit now eh?

Ill be seeing u there

And with a Landy, you can do all the repair work yourself without having more than two brain cells. With a shogun you have to have a degree in computers.

For sale one shogun ! You should have got the a landy in the first place.

OK, OK so I have a slight technical problem with the Shogun. One new part and everything will be right with the world once more!

I thought I would include a piccy just to add to your delight and entertainment. Before I do, however, I should mention that we made it to Devils Pit today and I'll start a thread about that once I'm done here. Actually Raz, you might be right.. though he did make some very telling and insightful observations. He thoughtfully advised us that there was no spark and so it may have something to do with one of the three main components in the ignition circuit.

He then told us that he couldn't tell which one without some super wonderful piece of kit.

He then told us about his experiences in the 1970s when he was apprehended be Police for speeding and taken to court...

He then told us that his great aunt owns a cat who has just had kittens!

Actually he was a nice bloke who did his best, but jesus he knows how to talk!

Oh Raz, in case you're confused... it was the cat that had kittens not the aunt. (Just thought I should clear that up)

eeeewwwww!!!!
a fooken slitty pic!!

Oooops!
thats gonna cost ya mate

HAHA makes yer sig look good now - yer land rover may be a shogun but yer shogun ain't gonna be roving the land anytime soon

Talking a bout slitty cars.... would someone remind me... who is it owns land rover these days? I knew you'd enjoy the pic and you are most welcome.
(bastids )

an indian company - they aint slitty are they?

The Mad Hat Man said:

an indian company - they aint slitty are they?

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nope...they slimey

could be worse, the Afrikaans could of bought it, oh no they couldn't, they ain't got any money

yella said:

could be worse, the Afrikaans could of bought it, oh no they couldn't, they ain't got any money

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aint that the fooken truth!!!

I thought they had a **** load of gold mines! And you're telling me that slimey is better than slitty? Hmmm.... have you seen what they have to do for a driving test? once up the road and if you survive you pass! Hardly a good sign for the most presigous british name in motoring!

anything is better n slimey.....even the poms, but u fookers r greedy....want the money witout the bother of mekin it.....pretty soon they'll b sellin ford too

have you seen what they put their cars through and how long they last???

ffs theyre still running around in standard 10's

and wun day buckingham palace will b owned by fookin roman abramovitch

we get their luvly TATA and MAHINDRA....fooken things come with a rust guarantee....if it aint rusted in 3 months, u can get sum fitted fer free

aye, third world motors fer a third world country mate