Porsche Cayenne Ha Ha

Fox · Jan 24, 2007

Hi All,
I thought I would give you all a laugh at the bosses wife's miss fortune, this morning in the snow she was taking the kids to school in their Cayenne (60grand 4x4) and ended up putting it in a ditch and diging it in right up to the floor pan, not much damage to the car and all inside were ok but who do they call to pull it out me in my 1998 Discovery (5 Grand )Tdi and even the boss said not much of a 4x4 is it as he looked at the Cayenne.
So any one thinking of buying a Cayenne save youself 55 grand and buy an old Tdi.

Trevor.

retsgom · Jan 24, 2007

One of my parteners has a Cayenne.

Its a superb of kit and ****es all over my series 3 Disco, Its better built and designed than any product from the Land Rover stable.

I think the real problem with your bosses Cayenne is its driver not the car, You can drive any car and ditch it, wether its a Defender 90 or a 60K Cayenne !!!!!

ormus · Jan 24, 2007

think some peeps have a misconception that a 4x4 will let you do anything, and itll stick to the road like glue! (ala audi S1 c1980).
sadly as your bosses wife found out, this is not the case.

Grippa · Jan 24, 2007

retsgom said:
One of my parteners has a Cayenne.

Its a superb of kit and ****es all over my series 3 Disco, Its better built and designed than any product from the Land Rover stable.

I think the real problem with your bosses Cayenne is its driver not the car, You can drive any car and ditch it, wether its a Defender 90 or a 60K Cayenne !!!!!

Yeeeeeah, buuuuut Rets, even if it is a fantastic piece o' kit & capable off road, ain't it a waste as 0.0000000000001% of them 'll probably never drive up anything more challenging than a gravel drive?

S'a bit like launching the space shuttle to take you to Marbella.

& ain't never seen one @ a 'pay & play'!

Griffdowg · Jan 24, 2007

it aint going to go anywhere with them tires on anyway...

... Marcus, you got your snow then. there was nothing in bristol this morn but when i travelled to basingstoke this morn i was working in 3inches of snow! damn cold it was too.

G

Widget · Jan 24, 2007

Fox said:
So any one thinking of buying a Cayenne save youself 55 grand and buy an old Tdi.
Trevor.

Nah - you're missing the point. A mouldy old Tdi may be capable off road, but don't make the missus as moist as a Cayenne Turbo.

Take it from one who knows.

yella · Jan 24, 2007

Widget said:
it don't make the missus as moist as a Cayenne Turbo.

must be a mixture of a good heater and sweating to a leather seat eh

slob · Jan 24, 2007

so does the porsche leak as much as a series then?

Grippa · Jan 24, 2007

Griffdowg said:
... Marcus, you got your snow then. there was nothing in bristol this morn but when i travelled to basingstoke this morn i was working in 3inches of snow! damn cold it was too.

G

Aww mate, it was all over so quick tho'. Got really excited when I saw the snow this morning whilst changing the first nappy of the day........I really ought not to be wearing them, but hey.

Since I'm off work was all up for trolling off to a little lane I know & by the time I had me kecks on it was all but gone.

Musta bin less on the south east side. Nice while it lasted mind.

Grippa · Jan 24, 2007

Widget said:
Nah - you're missing the point. A mouldy old Tdi may be capable off road, but don't make the missus as moist as a Cayenne Turbo. Take it from one who knows.

Ahhh, that's the point, 55k so's you can empty knickers?

Wouldn't you be better off developing a little charm, or spend your hard earned on a good offroader & spend the 50k change on whores?

Griffdowg · Jan 24, 2007

or save the 50k for your land rover repair bills over the coming years

Trewey · Jan 24, 2007

whores sounds more fun!

slob · Jan 24, 2007

did you hear abart the diyslexic pimp?
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he bought a wharehouse

ormus · Jan 24, 2007

5000 hors at 10 quid per head eh?
sounds like better fun than replacing x members.

slob · Jan 24, 2007

go to liverpool ;you'll get 10 times as many

ormus · Jan 24, 2007

aye.
forget ipswitch. not that many about.

yella · Jan 24, 2007

yer could have a fair few whores fer 50k

slob · Jan 24, 2007

or one not so fair

Lazy Landy · Jan 24, 2007

You could probabley arrange a long term leace agreement for that sort of cash

ormus · Jan 24, 2007

for that sort of money, i dont want an ugly one.
had one o them in wales once. all sort of pale and wooly.

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