porky pig shed

Thought i would be very kind and make this part of the forum for the porky pig boys [known to us freelanders as the tractor boys, porky pig is slang for boring tractor boys] in here you can wallow in your hate of freelanders owners, hair dressers , gays , cross dressers, noncy poncy people , any one else without a tractor coverd in ****e , we will endeavor to keep you topped up with little tease of snippets just to keep your snouts in slime,well that way you wont have to spoil what was a good forum, with your boring comments, ok you got a few laughs in the begining and just like all little porkers you couldn't stop yourselves and guzzled and became very boorish , so here is your first truffle , go take a very long trip to your outy back place and don't come back. . .tee hee , Ming

Ooh, provacative!!



This was my dear wifey's Freelander. Last year it had two engine rebuilds, IRD, diff carrier, two a/c recharges, new evaporator, rewire (after the fire), stereo head unit, and other bits and pieces. It spent more days at the dealer having goodwill/warranty work than it spent on the road.

So it had f k all chance to get muddy!!!!!!!!!

is it stuck?

not stuck as such!! just waiting for tow truck

Ha ha! Neither actually, the driver was out cottaging in between hair appointments.

Now Slob, c'mon, play fair. You know you shouldn't be in here. I only popped back in too check the farmers were behaving. You'll upset Ming the Mirthless some more & comments like that are just too easy.............In fact, I'm even going to let Walmart have his avatar back..........I'm finding it mildly embarassing. A bit like driving a............oops, bye!

Once again as posted in other threads, can we please stop the playground fun thats putting new members off posting. i drive a defender and i certainly aint a porky pig boy!! Although i wouldn't have a freelander given if it was moulded from solid gold, i would never dog someone else for having one! for the few that are enjoying the banter, use the pm system, we have nearly 3000 members on here and the rest of the people probably dont want to read it!

sorry but i believe that if someone launches an unprovoked attack on you then its ok to kick them when they're down

Fine, use the pm system or report a bad post. A lot of hard work goes into keeping a forum of this size, lets not kick the forum in the teeth!. you can abuse each other as much as you like in private messages, or when i get round to it i will create an anything goes section for playing around in. That way the serious stuff can be kept seperate.

okie dokie....

ok ok . . .the shed is now shut , closed, kaput,. . . . bacon sandwich anyone. . .

yes sir doff my cap sir . . .slurpy ,slurpy,stamped in gold , good one sir, its all there fault sir not us, we are Innocent,god bless you sir. . . they is the worst sir. . .