ok I joined a landrover forum

[Milo]

Either I am getting old and senile or I have some other medical condition, either way I think the symptoms are manifesting them twice as fast as the 110 goes.

The kids have named it Lazy Daisy and when I get overtaken by a motorised wheelchair on the school run, I think they have the right idea.

Paid £1700 for the thing on ebay in a state of drunken stupour, £2000 later (for a new bulkhead, shocks, petrol tank and various accesories such as brake pads) I am coming to the realisation that I need a new engine, gearbox, chassis and 5 new doors.

Things are not too bad, the kids have promised to hand paint it with day glow hammerite when I decide whether to keep it or torch it.

Wheres the help section of the forum, oh and hi

 

[cartman690]

welcome aboard milo, got a minger there bye the sounds, when you buy a low end landy you gotta get yer hands dirty...once its sorted its worth the effort... good luck feller you'll get loadsa advice on here...and urine exstraction to of course...

 

[Milo]

cheers mate, I know its gonna be a cash black hole, the kids love it, the wife loves it and its even growing on me.
Urine extraction ? is that some new technique to remove sheered old nuts ?

 

[GRUNT]

How do Milo.

Wheres the help section of the forum,

Head north at the begining of this thread,

 

[bettyblue22]

hiya Milo,
so when you letting the kids loose on it with the dayglow hammerite then?
The best way to have an original paint job that one

 

[Milo]

Well if they had it their way, they would do it tomorrow, personally i am toying with the idea of NATO matt green.
Is Hammerite any good for landy's anyway ?

 

[bettyblue22]

how about the nato matt green, with silver hammerite on all the trim
but if she's called lazy daisy, then you should have a daisy on it somewhere lmao

 

[GRUNT]

Hammerite? It's good for just about everything int it? From Landies to Ingrowing toenails.

 

[slob]

is it any good fer piles??

 

[GRUNT]

two pints a day for three weeks taken internaly and you should manage to get some.

 

[Milo]

two pints a day for three weeks taken internaly and you should manage to get some

stop giving yer age away, 2 pints ?

 

[slob]

will a quart be ok instead of two pints..
ah used to know a bloke called two pints

 

[GRUNT]

ah used to know a bloke called two pints

Oh realy? And why was he called Two Pints?

 

[slob]

eh! cos that was all he could drink and still hit the cue ball on the pool table

 

[Milo]

pool ! did someone mention ermmmm pool ?

10 pints to anyone who beats me

 

[yella]

oh no, not another one

 

[GRUNT]

Rase yer twenty, toss for break.

 

[slob]

reet grunt your break

 

[slob]

cyber pool what ever next..

 

[yella]

ha ha ha yerve potted the black off the break grunt