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[Donk]

Hello everybody..Just joined up on here and thought i,d better introduce myself..
My name is Donk(coz i,m so goodlooking) and i,m a City & Guilds Auto engineer, and i,m also a professional logistics operator/driver and fitter..
I,ve attached a picture that was taken at Billing earlier this year, just before i lifted out a series 3 gearbox..
Well we had no engine hoist so it had to come out manually..

 

[Spyderman]

Merry Christmas, Donk.

 

[Donk]

Merry Christmas, Donk.

Thanks mate .. Same to you and yours...

 

[chris.]

hi donk welcome...in the pic what you doin testing a porta loo

 

[yella]

hiya donk and welcome ( ere boys, i dont think we best upset this one)

 

[Donk]

hiya donk and welcome ( ere boys, i dont think we best upset this one)

Dont let the picture fool you all....I,m really abig softy..Have a look at the attachment..My pride and joy and apart from her mum the one true love of my life..

 

[Donk]

hi donk welcome...in the pic what you doin testing a porta loo

This piccy was taken at Billing earlier this year just before i lifted a series 3 gearbox out...On my own!
Well it had to be done and we did not have a Hoist..
I think the people just wanted to see if i could lift it...Should have put a bet on it...Tee hee hee..

 

[Trewey]

welcome Donk,
congratulations - yella didn't insult ya - wonders never cease.
If yer ever in Cornwall, I've got a tree stump needs pulling out.

 

[slob]

dit dit ditty dit dit ditty dit newflash... yer not the only one that has lifted series' g/boxes out on yer own. but can you change a g/box on yer own in less than 4 hrs?

 

[Donk]

hi donk welcome...in the pic what you doin testing a porta loo

dit dit ditty dit dit ditty dit newflash... yer not the only one that has lifted series' g/boxes out on yer own. but can you change a g/box on yer own in less than 4 hrs?

Done a Proton 5 speed manual G/box in/out for a new clutch and back in again, on my own, and with HAND tools,IE... no compressor, in 1 hour and twenty minutes...Does that count???

 

[Donk]

welcome Donk,
congratulations - yella didn't insult ya - wonders never cease.
If yer ever in Cornwall, I've got a tree stump needs pulling out.

Got an Aunt down that way, that i,m planing to go see in the new year...I,ll shout you when we come down if yer like..

 

[slob]

Done a Proton 5 speed manual G/box in/out for a new clutch and back in again, on my own, and with HAND tools,IE... no compressor, in 1 hour and twenty minutes...Does that count???

no

 

[Donk]

welcome Donk,
congratulations - yella didn't insult ya - wonders never cease.
If yer ever in Cornwall, I've got a tree stump needs pulling out.

no

Why not??? Motors are motors right ?? And you gotta admit that an hour and twenty for box out, box in is pretty good...

 

[Trewey]

a proton ain't a motor, it's a bean can

 

[slob]

nah! one ah them should be done in 50mins

 

[Donk]

nah! one ah them should be done in 50mins

I,ll take yer word for it... Off to bed now...Early start (4am) so i,ll bid you all good night and thanks for the warm and friendly welcome...Very good...Nighty night..

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

i did a 100e box in 50mins and a Zodiac gearbox in 14 hours - do i get a medal?

 

[GRUNT]

Hiya Donk welcome to landy Zone.
It's a bit like Tales of the unexpected, Only weird.

By the way I can change a box in 20 seconds using ep90 and my willy.

 

[Trewey]

Hiya Donk welcome to landy Zone.
It's a bit like Tales of the unexpected, Only weird.

By the way I can change a box in 20 seconds using ep90 and my willy.

you need to see a doctor

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

he aint the only one - if yu woz to list em on here - ya fingers wud get worn out.