negative comments about yer series( or defender)

slob · Mar 25, 2006

in reply to the gaylander quest for things positive about them i thought we could do the opposite.

1/ i can do all jobs, however big or small, on it myself even the lectrics
2/ its not fast on the road.
3/ the heater crap

Wesley Pegden · Mar 25, 2006

4. It rattles
5. It stinks
6. Aerodynamics of a brick
7. thirsty
8.Best 4x4xfar.

Regards WP.

yella · Mar 25, 2006

1)need arms like garth to turn the steering
2)roof is always covered in condensation
3)wipers are ****e

Wesley Pegden · Mar 25, 2006

yella disco said:
1)need arms like garth to turn the steering
2)roof is always covered in condensation
3)wipers are ****e

Wipers are ****e when they work chap.

Regards WP.

yella · Mar 25, 2006

very true wes

slob · Mar 25, 2006

yella disco said:
1)need arms like garth to turn the steering
2)roof is always covered in condensation
3)wipers are ****e

in reply to these i would have to say
1/ no need for an expensive gym membership
2/fresh water supply for when you get lost in the jungle
3/just drop yer winscreen down..

so nothing negative here then

yella · Mar 25, 2006

very true

yella · Mar 25, 2006

i just thought i would mention

it doesn't matter when a dozy slag in a brand new maroon merc clk opens her door against yer body and says oops sorry, and then grins, but when you retort with its ok love its put a dent in yer door her face turns sour as if she is sucking a cheesy cock

slob · Mar 25, 2006

Wesley Pegden said:
4. It rattles
5. It stinks
6. Aerodynamics of a brick
7. thirsty
8.Best 4x4xfar.

Regards WP.

4/ so if you hear a rattle you don't get worried something is broke
5/ buy an air freshner
6/ it was built before areodynamics was invented
7/ we all like a good drink
8/ that's negative??

slob · Mar 25, 2006

yella disco said:
i just thought i would mention

it doesn't matter when a dozy slag in a brand new maroon merc clk opens her door against yer body and says oops sorry, and then grins, but when you retort with its ok love its put a dent in yer door her face turns sour as if she is sucking a cheesy cock

now see here yalla dog it's negative stuff we're looking for

GRUNT · Mar 25, 2006

You get tared with the same brush as freelander owners all because they are four wheel drive.

Wesley Pegden · Mar 25, 2006

When I had me hybrid a lass once reversed into it in her new mitsubishi pajero. Me front rec point punctured her rear door, she tried too get snotty but luckily I'd got a witness. Mine was parked, she was attempting to park.
Dozy tart.

Regards WP.

slob · Mar 25, 2006

come on they has to be something negative about them. hasn't there??

helpme · Mar 25, 2006

i cant thik off anything sorry

Wesley Pegden · Mar 25, 2006

slob said:
come on they has to be something negative about them. hasn't there??

All I can say slob is that series/defenders are an aquired taste, I know a fair few folk who've bought one and sold it because "it's not what I thought it would be"

Regards WP.

yella · Mar 25, 2006

i was gonna say the missus won't get in it but i think thats positive

slob · Mar 25, 2006

maybe i should just change it to "negative things about freelanders"

Wesley Pegden · Mar 25, 2006

yella disco said:
i was gonna say the missus won't get in it but i think thats positive

The Ayathollah wont go in mine. She says it's oily and dirty. I reckon she's worried about flashing her trolleys when she climbs in chap.

Regards WP.

yella · Mar 25, 2006

my missus followed me in her car once for 200 miles cos she wouldn't go in the series

Widget · Mar 25, 2006

Negative comment about my 90 (it's non a effin Defender BTW).

It's so good off road I never get to use the winch - I think I'll ask for a refund.

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