Mings party

Right ya EARTHLINGS here the deal just hit ma 1000 post an old Heidi asked how I'm gonna celebrate it , well me and Mrs Ming are gonna hold a party on ma rocket, ya all welcome , so bring a present and a write up on this thread as to why yer coming what the present is, don't care if its nice rude or crazy just come along. . . .Ming,

Congrats Ming, I'm coming cos' I never been to Zog before, and want to see how you all live up there, I'm bringing a big bag of Bob's weed , a few gallons of Diamond White and a drum of chip oil, I was gonna bring a cake but I ate it!!!
HAVE A GREAT PARTY ME OLD MATE.

Watch the language if Jiffy turns up.

We're On Our Way Ming, Keep An Eye On The Sky.

The way it was LTIPAOMFL.

http://www.landyzone.co.uk/lz/f9/fun-things-do-tractor-27508.html

OINK OINK

I shall be bringing the child bride and me Mondeo TDCi. Now I don't pay for fuel I can travel any where in the universe, especially as the Mondeo has had the inter-galactic jump jet conversion
Might bring some pims too

I will make my own way there too Ming. Tiny could do with the miliage. I will bring ya a big barrel of Netto's finest chip fat and a set of roller bearing prop bearings with a big red bow on 'em.

I'm gonna come with a party pack of bud, shall I bring some Queen cds, Oh and can my mate Flash and his bird come along too...

Who's turn is it to pick willo up?
It must be his round again!

mondo said:

Who's turn is it to pick willo up?
It must be his round again!

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YOU and the Mark have got ta come we will all have a laugh wif all the other guys und gals,all the tractor boys are all welcome as they are fun as well ,Mrs Ming is gettin all excited gonna put on her new war robe,Porkys getting all twitchy too,so lets get it on. . . .

ming said:

Porkys getting all twitchy too,

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Guess ZIPPY'S coming then

mondo said:

Guess ZIPPY'S coming then

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Look Zippys wellwelcome at any time he's given a lot of help ta others in the past, me and MRS Ming want everybody ta come ,we are pullin out the stops , trip ta Zog for free, travel at sorta warp speed ,meet Porky, and all have a great time, no work talk . no inter politicis ****e, just a best in the world ever party,just come on in and youll luv it. . . .The Mings. . . . .

Can we talk about fast Hippos and loose women? That will be fun

ming said:

Look Zippys wellwelcome at any time

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You got the hiccups already ming ?

marksurry said:

Can we talk about fast Hippos and loose women? That will be fun

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we can talk gaylander tractors motors rockets,any thing really but no politics or preachin,just fun things,but no fartin in the rocket as Porky gets all twitchy. . . .

I'm gonna be getting there under the power of the Ayathollahs broomstick.

Regards WP.

Beer anyone,help yaselves ta food try the Zogs legs . . . .

has it started then?
thought i'de missed it!

Think everyone is in the Kitchen Mondo. Why does that always happen at parties???