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Lard_Baron

Lard_Baron

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I was born the bastard offspring of Sharon, the Essex slut, and Gary the poodle poker. They where not responsible parents.
Abandoned, I was found by nuns and sent to the school of the sacred bleedin harts in the vale of tears. It was located in the poverty stricken third world heathen environs of Yorkshire, or maybe Lancashire, I cant tell the difference.
Both are ****e holes, whatever happen is those seething caldron's of hell dont concern me.
one of my eyes has been gouged out in a fight over a bar bill in with a thick homosexual engineer in Austria.
I have replaced it with a ball bearing.
I fell in love and married a upright vacuum cleaner.
From these poor beginings I have gone on to invent cats and dig a tunnel from Peru to akkrington.

I think its clever to swear.
I drink too much.


All hail your new master Lard_Baron
 
Ed Foster said:
****!
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Just a small point. Your sig is Ed Foster, same as your login name.

When you post is says Ed Foster right there at the top
You really dont need to put Ed Foster at the bottom.
We know its you.

Why not put something witty as your sig?
Just for your information. No insult intended, if you think I'm implying you are a bit thick then you couldn't be further from the truth.
Just a friendly tip.
 
Lard_Baron said:
I was born the bastard offspring of Sharon, the Essex slut, and Gary the poodle poker. They where not responsible parents.
Abandoned, I was found by nuns and sent to the school of the sacred bleedin harts in the vale of tears. It was located in the poverty stricken third world heathen environs of Yorkshire, or maybe Lancashire, I cant tell the difference.
Both are ****e holes, whatever happen is those seething caldron's of hell dont concern me.
one of my eyes has been gouged out in a fight over a bar bill in with a thick homosexual engineer in Austria.
I have replaced it with a ball bearing.
I fell in love and married a upright vacuum cleaner.
From these poor beginings I have gone on to invent cats and dig a tunnel from Peru to akkrington.

I think its clever to swear.
I drink too much.


All hail your new master Lard_Baron
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Bovvered ???
 
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