radicalrabit
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My daughter wanted a horse riding lesson...Idiot that I am agreed. now three years later with two ponies a trailer that isnt big enough A Honda CRV that wouldn't pull a dead cat out of a muddy field I find myself the owner of a Discovery ., of sorts...
The ES is supposed to have electric seats, this doesnt. it doesnt say Discovery or TDI on the rear door either. The cruise control doesnt work The air con doesnt work and it has all the pulling power of a dead donkey .
Driving out of Glossop it never manages more than 30 mph on the hills, on the motorway with a very big stick and a lot of down hill it might reach 70 mph however reluctantly and short of dropping a petrol bomb through the sun roof at Midnight I am not sure what to do with it .
It doesnt seem to smoke , it sounds like the distant wailing of a police siren is coming from under the vast acres of bonnet it hisses like there is a serious gas leak somewhere and it only stops with about 3 weeks notice in writing.
Where do I start to get this pig of a vehicle doing what discoverys' should do ?
The ES is supposed to have electric seats, this doesnt. it doesnt say Discovery or TDI on the rear door either. The cruise control doesnt work The air con doesnt work and it has all the pulling power of a dead donkey .
Driving out of Glossop it never manages more than 30 mph on the hills, on the motorway with a very big stick and a lot of down hill it might reach 70 mph however reluctantly and short of dropping a petrol bomb through the sun roof at Midnight I am not sure what to do with it .
It doesnt seem to smoke , it sounds like the distant wailing of a police siren is coming from under the vast acres of bonnet it hisses like there is a serious gas leak somewhere and it only stops with about 3 weeks notice in writing.
Where do I start to get this pig of a vehicle doing what discoverys' should do ?