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Omphalos
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Lately, I hear many people who own Jeeps spouting out this phrase:
"You wouldn't understand man....it's a Jeep thing!"
Ok. I guess I don't really get it. But I am starting to understand
something about " the Jeep thing".
It seems many(not all) Jeepers want to belong to a group of rugged
individualists. They feel that having a rugged Jeep sets them apart
from the rest of society and makes them "different" somehow.
What is this? Words like "belong" and "group" and "individualists"
really seem to contradict each other don't they? It seems many
Jeepers want to be different, just like all the different people.
Here comes Barbi Anne, driving her new pink Jeep onto the gravel
national forest road. Ken is heading her way in his new blue Jeep,
and he waves the "jeep wave" to Barbi. Barbi waves back, smiling and
giggling. "I really belong" , thinks Barbi. " I really belong to
a group of people that like me for my automobile purchase. I feel
really good about that." Barbi Anne smiles a faint smile and
continues down the road. A few seconds later, Outback Johnny passes
Barbi Anne in his new green Jeep, and waves. Barbi Anne waves back.
Continuing down the road, Barbi Anne responds to 34 waves from
Jeepers.
" It's a Jeep thing!" they all yell at her. " It's a Jeep thing!"
Further down the road, Barbi Anne's progress is temporarily halted by
a herd of sheep crossing the road to greener pastures. She listens to
their bleating and babbling, and observes how they all huddle
together.
"baaaaa.....baaaaaaaaa...bleeeeeeeet.......baaaaaaaaa". The sheep
huddle even closer across the road. " baaaaaaaa...its a jeep
thing.....
baaaaaaa.....it's a jeep thing...........be like
us....baaaaaaaaa..........wave....belong.....chew......ba........baaaaa
a ......bleeeeeettttt." The sheep babble even louder, then slowly
pass over a low hill on the horizon. Barbi Anne drives her Jeep down
the road, glad that she was pressured by friends to belong to the
"Jeep Thing".
Meanwhile, Jimmy is on a nearby forest road, about to park at a
turnoff near a fishing stream. Jimmy drives a Chevy 4x4 full size.
He parks his rig and takes his 6 foot fly rod case out of the bed, and
unloads his gear. A man in a toyota 4runner drives by and waves.
The man in the 4runner turns around to talk to the man about the
fishing. " How do you like the full size chevy?" asks the 4runner
driver. " I like it just fine". Jimmy responds.
" how do you like your 4runner?" asks jimmy. " I like it just
fine",
says the 4runner driver.
" What thing is it?" asks Jimmy. " It's not ANYTHING," says the
4runner driver. "it's just a damn car."
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"You wouldn't understand man....it's a Jeep thing!"
Ok. I guess I don't really get it. But I am starting to understand
something about " the Jeep thing".
It seems many(not all) Jeepers want to belong to a group of rugged
individualists. They feel that having a rugged Jeep sets them apart
from the rest of society and makes them "different" somehow.
What is this? Words like "belong" and "group" and "individualists"
really seem to contradict each other don't they? It seems many
Jeepers want to be different, just like all the different people.
Here comes Barbi Anne, driving her new pink Jeep onto the gravel
national forest road. Ken is heading her way in his new blue Jeep,
and he waves the "jeep wave" to Barbi. Barbi waves back, smiling and
giggling. "I really belong" , thinks Barbi. " I really belong to
a group of people that like me for my automobile purchase. I feel
really good about that." Barbi Anne smiles a faint smile and
continues down the road. A few seconds later, Outback Johnny passes
Barbi Anne in his new green Jeep, and waves. Barbi Anne waves back.
Continuing down the road, Barbi Anne responds to 34 waves from
Jeepers.
" It's a Jeep thing!" they all yell at her. " It's a Jeep thing!"
Further down the road, Barbi Anne's progress is temporarily halted by
a herd of sheep crossing the road to greener pastures. She listens to
their bleating and babbling, and observes how they all huddle
together.
"baaaaa.....baaaaaaaaa...bleeeeeeeet.......baaaaaaaaa". The sheep
huddle even closer across the road. " baaaaaaaa...its a jeep
thing.....
baaaaaaa.....it's a jeep thing...........be like
us....baaaaaaaaa..........wave....belong.....chew......ba........baaaaa
a ......bleeeeeettttt." The sheep babble even louder, then slowly
pass over a low hill on the horizon. Barbi Anne drives her Jeep down
the road, glad that she was pressured by friends to belong to the
"Jeep Thing".
Meanwhile, Jimmy is on a nearby forest road, about to park at a
turnoff near a fishing stream. Jimmy drives a Chevy 4x4 full size.
He parks his rig and takes his 6 foot fly rod case out of the bed, and
unloads his gear. A man in a toyota 4runner drives by and waves.
The man in the 4runner turns around to talk to the man about the
fishing. " How do you like the full size chevy?" asks the 4runner
driver. " I like it just fine". Jimmy responds.
" how do you like your 4runner?" asks jimmy. " I like it just
fine",
says the 4runner driver.
" What thing is it?" asks Jimmy. " It's not ANYTHING," says the
4runner driver. "it's just a damn car."
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________
==\ /=================================
===\ /===I am the Blue Screen of Death==
====\ /======No one hears your screams====
=====\/====================================
http://31337.pl