I'm new, please be gentle!

Good afternoon every1,
I've just registered to use this forum and figured I should introduce myself.

My name is Stephen (prefer Steve tho) and I am an Alcoholic.

Ooops, wrong forum!!

My name IS Steve, and I am not an alchoholic! What I am addicted to however is spending money on my recently aquired Discovery .

I am the proud owner of a 1992 3dr 200tdi engined BEAST, but she is a bit poorly at the moment, needing the brake system over hauling and a few other bits and pieces doing before she gets a clean bill of health.

Luckily being a Marine Engineer in the Army i know one end of a spanner from the other and will be able to do most of the work myself, but time is limited and it may take a while!

Any who, I'll leave it there (gotta go and have some dinner now) I hope o get to know some of you in due course.

Eyup blakey1984 and welcome to the forum, I reckon you'll be fine in here chap. Sorry can't resist it............."I hate you Butler!!!!!!!!!!!"

Regards WP.

Thanks, someone had to mention 'on the buses' tho, even if it is a bit before my time

Passed with flying colours, glad too see there's a sense of humour.
Welcome again blakey and make yerself comfy.

Regards WP.

Hello and Welcome m8

hi

hi steve, and welcome.

did you know that holiday on the buses was filmed at pontins in prestatyn, where i live(not pontins)

hello and welcome

Hello.

Welcome!

I am an alcoholic.

Reg (Varney)

Thanks guys,
I've spent most of the afternoon looking around and can't believe I haven't been here before. I will definalty be hanging around here for some time!

For the record, I DO have a drink problem, in that I'm able to hold 2 glasses, but only 1 mouth to do the actual drinking!


Any errors in spelling, tact or fact are transmission errors!!

shouldn't you have a red landy with a hole in the back corner where the door should be??

Yeah with an upstairs bit with a little periscope near the front seats that yer can use ter moon at the driver.

Regards WP.

and a young lad ****ing on the floor at the back(or was that just me)

eh?

Regards WP

slob said:

shouldn't you have a red landy with a hole in the back corner where the door should be??

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There's already enough holes in it (Boot Floor) without putting any more in it

As for the colour, I might consider red in the future, but for now my plans involve making it tall enough to make a double decker look small

and a young lad ****ing on the floor at the back(or was that just me)

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He He no it wasn't just you!

you'll have to replace yer horn with a little bell ( don't suppose yer missus will like it)

GRUNT said:

He He no it wasn't just you!

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You filthy boys.

Regards WP.