Evoque I'm mortified

gold rover · Sep 18, 2018

I may have to leave the fold

My sister has bought an ejoke . I am SO sorry everyone. I did try to explain the error of her ways. Sadly she is a poseur ,with green cheese syndrome. Ever since I got the Golden Girl 8yrs ago, she has had a tinge of green about it.
I shall now go off and serve my penance, at the foot of the green oval.

But seriously folks, I'm mortified, how could she

Henry_b · Sep 18, 2018

Dare i ask how much she paid for the fake RR GR?

Mark Piercy · Sep 18, 2018

Gorrillas in the mist or
Ejoke in your midst!!
We still love you Goldie...

Henry_b · Sep 18, 2018

Mark Piercy said:
We still love you Goldie...

That we do

gold rover · Sep 18, 2018

Henry_b said:
Dare i ask how much she paid for the fake RR GR?

Didn't ask her. I did make the point about them cheapening the flagship name but then felt a bit bad about dropping a load of steaming manure on her new toy. So tried to sound enthusiastic for her, for a couple of minutes

gold rover · Sep 18, 2018

Mark Piercy said:
Gorrillas in the mist or
Ejoke in your midst!!
We still love you Goldie...

Thanks

I don't see her often.,so hopefully, by next time In see her she will have come to her senses.

Henry_b · Sep 18, 2018

gold rover said:
Didn't ask her. I did make the point about them cheapening the flagship name but then felt a bit bad about dropping a load of steaming manure on her new toy. So tried to sound enthusiastic for her, for a couple of minutes

'twas just a few seconds, just admit it GR

I'm guessing for the price she paid a nice late L322 could of been had..

Slight shame, but i wouldn't want to pish on anyones cornflakes..

or in this case, range rover

Mark Piercy · Sep 18, 2018

gold rover said:
Didn't ask her. I did make the point about them cheapening the flagship name but then felt a bit bad about dropping a load of steaming manure on her new toy. So tried to sound enthusiastic for her, for a couple of minutes

That's like, she came in the room shouting Goldie look at my pink balloon. You turned around and bloody burst it.....
Where's the laughing loud face???

gold rover · Sep 18, 2018

Henry_b said:
'twas just a few seconds, just admit it GR

I'm guessing for the price she paid a nice late L322 could of been had..

Slight shame, but i wouldn't want to pish on anyones cornflakes..

or in this case, range rover

I think I managed a full minute being nice about it Trying desperately to make up for the initial onslaught

It's brand new , so a nice older L405 could have been bought . Which is a bigger shame .

Henry_b · Sep 18, 2018

gold rover said:
I think I managed a full minute being nice about it Trying desperately to make up for the initial onslaught
It's brand new , so a nice older L405 could have been bought . Which is a bigger shame .

I'd be crying TBH..

One of my "One Day Cars" is the L405..

Such a nice looking RR with one of, if not the nicest interior ever fitted to the FFRR.

Hmmm

gold rover · Sep 18, 2018

Mark Piercy said:
That's like, she came in the room shouting Goldie look at my pink balloon. You turned around and bloody burst it.....
Where's the laughing loud face???

More like, look at my pink balloon and I said, " that's not a balloon it's a condom that someone filled with air".

Mark Piercy · Sep 18, 2018

gold rover said:
More like, look at my pink balloon and I said, " that's not a balloon it's a condom that someone filled with air".

Or something else

E-jizz?

Henry_b · Sep 18, 2018

Mark Piercy said:
Or something else
E-jizz?

Ejokeulate?

Mark Piercy · Sep 18, 2018

Henry_b said:
Ejokeulate?

Goldie is going to shout at us..

Henry_b · Sep 18, 2018

Mark Piercy said:
Goldie is going to shout at us..

Aye she might, i'll just slip 'oot the back door.

Hopefully unnoticed!

Mark Piercy · Sep 18, 2018

Henry_b said:
Aye she might, i'll just slip 'oot the back door.

Hopefully unnoticed!

I'm already running!!

pwood999 · Sep 18, 2018

Just keep sending her to local stealers. She'll soon get rid.

sheriff · Sep 18, 2018

gold rover said:
Didn't ask her. I did make the point about them cheapening the flagship name but then felt a bit bad about dropping a load of steaming manure on her new toy. So tried to sound enthusiastic for her, for a couple of minutes

Ooh this is not the softening of the Gold Rover we all know and love
Pink balloons and all

gold rover · Sep 18, 2018

Henry_b said:
Aye she might, i'll just slip 'oot the back door.

Hopefully unnoticed!

I have so many unprintable responses to that.

Mark Piercy said:
I'm already running!!

gold rover · Sep 18, 2018

sheriff said:
Ooh this is not the softening of the Gold Rover we all know and love
Pink balloons and all

Hell no! Sister has pink balloon , I have pea shooter .

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