I warned him, he didnt listen...............

Lenny1969 · Apr 8, 2006

Went down to Yellas castle today as he kindly offered to help me out with a few bits and bobs. Ended up i supplied the ciggies and banter while he did the work and provided the coffee, i thought it was a right result.....ha.

Anyway, i did warn him that nothing, NOTHING i get involved in with cars goes to plan. So after a quick check of front wheel for a noise that i had, and deciding everything was ok (and after replacing steering damper) he said to bring disco down off ramps. And the handbrake cable snapped......lol.

I warned him.

helpme · Apr 8, 2006

so you had a fun day your not very lucky with cars are you lenny

Lenny1969 · Apr 8, 2006

You wont believe this, but for the last 15 years ive made a decent living out of them. But the last 6 months has fooked me right off big time.

helpme · Apr 8, 2006

we all hit times like that lenny its a right kick in the bollocks

yella · Apr 8, 2006

he's lucky i didn't kick him in the bollocks. he forgot to mention he turned up 2 hours late and by the time he managed to snap his handbrake cable all the motor factors were closed. as for supplying the fags, i managed to cream 2, yes 2 out of him, where as he got 3 cups of nescafe AND a jam doughnut.mind you the banter wasn't too bad(for a plastic scouser)

helpme · Apr 8, 2006

did he get his hands dirty

yella · Apr 8, 2006

not feckin likely, i made him keep em in his own pockets, you are forgetting he is a scouser

helpme · Apr 8, 2006

very true just thought he might of fell over

Lenny1969 · Apr 8, 2006

yella disco said:
he's lucky i didn't kick him in the bollocks. he forgot to mention he turned up 2 hours late and by the time he managed to snap his handbrake cable all the motor factors were closed. as for supplying the fags, i managed to cream 2, yes 2 out of him, where as he got 3 cups of nescafe AND a jam doughnut.mind you the banter wasn't too bad(for a plastic scouser)

Firstly, i WAS NOT 2 hours late. I was about 45 minutes, done with the good intention of giving YOU a lie in bed. And i was only late cuz Jane kept taking me round ****in mountains.

I didnt snap my handbrake cable, it only broke AFTER you touched the car, it was fine till then.

As for fags, ok, i admit it may have been 2, but only because he was too busy breaking handbrake cables to stop and smoke.

Nescafe my arse, it was my mums finest in a nescafe jar.

And the jam doughnut was forced upon me, i tried to fight it i really did, but i was overpowered.

And i had to keep writing the banter down as the thick **** didnt get the jokes........lol

yella · Apr 8, 2006

it wasnt that i didn't get the jiokes, i was struggling to understand his scally accent, and for some reason he kept calling me lar.

Lenny1969 · Apr 8, 2006

And, i might add, his charming wife is nothing like he says on the forum. She was polite and friendly and quite attractive.

Quite the opposite of him as it happens

yella · Apr 8, 2006

she said she was smiling to be polite but once he went she said she couldn't understand a word he said

8{|> · Apr 8, 2006

Lenny1969 said:
And, i might add, his charming wife is nothing like he says on the forum. She was polite and friendly and quite attractive.

Quite the opposite of him as it happens

Probably being friendly to keep an eye on you & make sure you kept away from the telly & dvd player

I warned him, he didnt listen...............

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