How not to go swimming

clivees · Nov 7, 2006

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/4690208.stm

Is that a Gaylander?
Not sure but that's a Defender coming to her rescue.

slob · Nov 7, 2006

yeah! we all had a larf at that first time around..might aswell have another giggle at it

ormus · Nov 7, 2006

aye it was a gaylander all right.
another reason not to buy an automatic eh?

GRUNT · Nov 7, 2006

Don't seem to be able to watch the video, clicked on the bit next to it about the biggest cave found in England but it won't show that either, bugger.

slob · Nov 7, 2006

ok grunt if i remember correctly from the last time.. wimin parks gaylander,gaylander rolls down hill in to drink,bloke pulls gaylander out wiff defender,bloke porks wumin,wumin says tanks fer getting it out bigboy,bloke goes to pub

clivees · Nov 7, 2006

Sorry i missed it first time around but it made me smile

GRUNT · Nov 7, 2006

But I wanted to see the big cave thing in Derbyshire.

slob · Nov 7, 2006

heres one i prepared earlier

clivees · Nov 7, 2006

Nice cave but i think thats not Derbyshire.
here is one i took before

GRUNT · Nov 7, 2006

Obviously a gaylander in there with dodgy headlights.

discomania · Nov 8, 2006

Use yer flash!

slob · Nov 8, 2006

clivees said:
Nice cave but i think thats not Derbyshire.
here is one i took before

bollocks!! thats not a cave!! it a piccy of my black cat down wur coal cellar

clivees · Nov 8, 2006

slob said:
bollocks!! thats not a cave!! it a piccy of my black cat down wur coal cellar

Oh crap
Found out again

slob · Nov 8, 2006

aye! ad reckonise wur snowny anywhere

Adz · Nov 9, 2006

Definitely how not to go swimming... brings to mind the phrase 'does my arselook big in this...'

However... re-reading the text on the beebsite:

"...when she drove her car through a crash barrier into a lake..."

Operative words here, surely are 'she', 'through' and 'lake'

Fair play to the gaylander say I, for making it through the crash barrier - never knew it had it in it. Who was the idiot bought her a car that could do that sort of thing knowing how she drives?

Something tells me I should prepare for immedaite shelling... duck and cover!

Cheers,

Adam.

GRUNT · Nov 9, 2006

A few years ago I saw a bloke trying to put a sheet of plasterboard on to the roofrails of his new BMWXnavarotrialtypething outside Wickses, any how you should have seen the performance it was a bit windy and he was putting it on from the downwind side of the vehicle everytime he got it above the roofline the wind took hold of it and blew him and it backwards, me and our Myrtle watched and laughed til it got boring and then buggered off leaving him to struggle.

Anyhow how come someone who has to be inteligent enough to have a job that pays enough money to buy one of these vehicles is so ****ing stupid that he can't even put a sheet of plasterboard on top of it, and if he can't put the plasterboard on the roof of a car what's he going to do with it when he gets home?

And another thing.I still haven't seen the bloody cave!!!!!!!!

clivees · Nov 9, 2006

GRUNT said:
A few years ago I saw a bloke trying to put a sheet of plasterboard on to the roofrails of his new BMWXnavarotrialtypething outside Wickses,

Wasn't this guy was it?
http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Workshop/Overload.htm

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