Hi there- banished by wife please make me feel welcome!

Hi im adam and im annoying my wife endlessly with 'landrover' speak so have come here where at least i will be appreciated!!

welcome, where yer from adam ?

welcome to the club, prob is they dont understand [bloody women]

Welcome chap, I can empathise, It will only get worse when the big bucks kick in for repairs etc...if thats not happened already. Apparently its on to spend £50 on a new duvet but if you want to a drop arm...all hell lets lose....excuse us female members, your excluded of course

he's got a poorly Freelander, that make a nice change

welcome to LZ

Hold the bus!!! No-one said nowt about freelander...I withdraw all sympathy and empathy lol

adam_dyson said:

Hi im adam and im annoying my wife endlessly with 'landrover' speak so have come here where at least i will be appreciated!!

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Hiya adam

:welcome2: to landyzone.

I wouldn't say that we'd appreciate you here. More a case of sympathise.

Hope ya put yer Rhino skin coat on before coming in.

hi adam,:welcome2: to the forum.thick skin and a sense of humour are a must on here.

Series71 said:

welcome, where yer from adam ?

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hi there im from huddersfield , hw u and where are u from

j the range said:

welcome to the club, prob is they dont understand [bloody women]

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Ahem

*minty* said:

Ahem

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You're a rarity amongst wimmins liking Landy's though, my Mrs just walks away or snarls at me if I start talking about them

ow do duk.

Dewin said:

You're a rarity amongst wimmins liking Landy's though, my Mrs just walks away or snarls at me if I start talking about them

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Rarity.... mmmm ... wonder how much im worth.

*minty* said:

Rarity.... mmmm ... wonder how much im worth.

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a bag of pork scratchings ?

*minty* said:

Rarity.... mmmm ... wonder how much im worth.

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Dunno - how much does Pikey pay? :bolt:

Series71 said:

a bag of pork scratchings ?

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:drama: I fort I was worth pie.

*minty* said:

Ahem

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WTF are you doing on here? Yer meant to be cleaning pikeys love nest. Get yer arse back in there and finish licking the windows.

ratty said:

WTF are you doing on here? Yer meant to be cleaning pikeys love nest. Get yer arse back in there and finish licking the windows.

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she finished that earlier now i got her cleaning my windows

ratty said:

WTF are you doing on here? Yer meant to be cleaning pikeys love nest. Get yer arse back in there and finish licking the windows.

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Ere Mr Ratty I need some advice and thought I would ask you with your expertise...




























How much should I charge for lickin windows?

robint said:

she finished that earlier now i got her cleaning my undies

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I nearly feel sorry for her.