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Hi. I'm new to the site so I thought I would say hello. My Name is Martin and I have a 90 that I love and an L322 for work. I am a road traffic law solicitor so if anyone does anything and then require a bit of advice post it to me or check out my site www.lovelickingtesticles.com

:welcome2: Plenty of bar-room lawyers around be interesting to get the "professional" view...

If ya a lawyer then yu can afford to advertise properly instead of spamming the fooking site. Tight greedy cuunt..


Ere this int you is it. http://www.landyzone.co.uk/lz/members/retsgom.html Come back to fooking haunt us.

erm.. wots the link to pikey?

oh an welcome to the newby

GRATCH said:

erm.. wots the link to pikey?

oh an welcome to the newby

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Have fixed it now..

GRATCH said:

erm.. wots the link to pikey?

oh an welcome to the newby

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its another porn site

do ya look like this handsome fella?

Thanks for the welcome. And redhand my firm does its own advertising I was trying to offer a free helping hand to people who have a similar interest to mine but if you are ever at risk of losing your license I will remember not to help you in any way.

And no I am not a banned member pretending to be someone else.

ere we go .....

Martin2010 said:

Thanks for the welcome. And redhand my firm does its own advertising I was trying to offer a free helping hand to people who have a similar interest to mine but if you are ever at risk of losing your license I will remember not to help you in any way.

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are you saying you,ll help( a no fee ) all us fellow landy owners out ??






i dont believe it a solicitor that wont charge for his time ,cant be real one then

Martin2010 said:

Thanks for the welcome. And redhand my firm does its own advertising I was trying to offer a free helping hand to people who have a similar interest to mine but if you are ever at risk of losing your license I will remember not to help you in any way.

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Can't lose what I haven't got :doh: and I think I have enough intelligence and the necessary skills to cope with any legal troubles I was unlucky enough to be caught up in.

And as for offering "free" advice Don't talk like a cuunt you're a solicitor for fooks sake.

I smell pork... tinned reconstituted pork maybe... but still pork.

Mind you... on the plus side... at least now we know where all the pies went eh?

I just intend to post about landrovers but I wrote an intro post just to say who I am and what I do. I thought that was the point and I stupidly offered to help anyone who needed a bit of advice about the one thing I know about which I now regret. I am sure you get lots of dickheads who are trying to drum up business on this site but I ain't one of em.

Martin2010 said:

Thanks for the welcome. And redhand my firm does its own advertising I was trying to offer a free helping hand to people who have a similar interest to mine but if you are ever at risk of losing your license I will remember not to help you in any way.

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welcome to landyzone Martin.

As you've already gathered, the peeps on here don't approve of spammers. By adding a link to your website (whether free or not) it is classed as spam.

If you're a genuine landy fan like the rest of us then join in the banter and enjoy the forum.

hang on this bloke is offering to get you lot off speeding fines, double parking and stealing fuel, without charging you a penny for his services, and ya all being rude to him !