HELLO EVerY!

Hey all land rover lovers!!!!

I'm Crystal!!! Just got a new shiny red monster Landy as a gift!!! hope to spend some time here and meet new friends!

piccies!
we like piccies!

Welcome, are you a real bint (expect a big response) or are you a wind up (expect a big response)?

HEY! CRYSTAL2008 !

Hows it going Hun !

FFS!

Red Landy IS a bit of a giveaway.

Grippa said:

Red Landy IS a bit of a giveaway.

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Nah !

She has t be a dumb blond burd !

look how she typed "EVerY" ffs

mondo said:

She has t be a dumb blond burd !

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Fookin' 'ell yer a brave man Mondo... that other blond on here might take eggsepshun ter that - an' she's biggern' you are

Adz said:

Fookin' 'ell yer a brave man Mondo... that other blond on here might take eggsepshun ter that - an' she's biggern' you are

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Mondo's gorra marginally bigger knob tho', er, 'pparently!

Who just gives a shiney red 'monster' landy as a gift? surely if yer names crystal you want a nice merc or bmw or something, so what is this 'monster' exactly!! Please enlighten us......

letsgoagain1 said:

Who just gives a shiney red 'monster' landy as a gift? surely if yer names crystal you want a nice merc or bmw or something, so what is this 'monster' exactly!! Please enlighten us......

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I gorra purple monster. Want me ter gift it yer?

errrrrr.................no!! lol. shes feckin weird look at the other posts!! if your bored of course, and that is if she is a she!! shock horror

Acherly it's green...................but ah've got auntie bioticks.

letsgoagain1 said:

shes feckin weird look at the other posts!!

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Did, yeah, but a great advert fer Prozac tho'.

you best keep taking them then!! Can someone give me a new springs and shocks gift....I wanna know who the 'shiney red landy monster' gifter is!!

Ah give people gifts wot are a shock all the time, any good ter yer?

Grippa said:

Did, yeah, but a great advert fer Prozac tho'.

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I'm not going to say what I think the best option for her/him/ it is given the amount of LMFAO'S, HEEEHEEE'S, LOL'S, YOU GUY'S.......there was in her/his/its posts......jeeeeeesus.

Gorra be Prozac, way to early in the eve' fer MDMA, even fer me!

Grippa said:

Gorra be Prozac, way to early in the eve' fer MDMA, even fer me!

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thats a baaaad drug isn't it!!? but now I can't remember its slang name, it/she/him is a proper druggie, bet they're on the ketamin by now...

letsgoagain1 said:

thats a baaaad drug isn't it!!? but now I can't remember its slang name, it/she/him is a proper druggie, bet they're on the ketamin by now...

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Do me a lemon young'un, s'best recreational pharmasootickle on gods green planet.

If you drew a graph of the decline in football violence and the rise in MDMA use in the 90's the two would be mirror images.

Wunnerful stuff so it is......................well, was, troof be tol'. Good boy now, even me.

You mean football violence actually went down, I still thought it was full of hooligans!! You did drrruuuugggsssss...............tut tut!!!