girlfriend or landy...you decide

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edbell2005

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my misses, she fookin hates my landy (defender 300tdi 90 csw).i sold my car and bought th landy when she was away on holiday last yr. so which shall I get rid of?

girlfriend..........or............defender?

ted

oops, reckon this is in wrong section...feel free to move it!
 
Grippa said:
Aye, yer can alus git anuvva or have a ****..................yer cun't tek yer Doris orf road tho' can yer? :D
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i dunno bout that. much like me landy,she likes it best when treated a bit rough:eek:
 
Grippa said:
Aye, ruff's good, but can yer get her rilly, rilly durdy? :D
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aye, if I get her rilly RILLY durdy then her backend does start puffin out a bit of the black stuff once I'v finished.

MUCH like th landy after a hard days lanin.

but which is more fun 'servicin' thats th question I pose.....
 
yer have ter look at the bigger picture.

will yr girlfrind mind yer mates comin round fer a look once yer have stripped her down.would she mind em borrowin her fer the day to help em out. would she mind if they came around and tinkered with her bits to stop the whine.

fook her off mate. lets face it, if yer need a shag yer can spend 20 quid without any of the ritual. and then yer aint gonna get earache fer spendin the wikkend offroading
 
yella said:
yer have ter look at the bigger picture.

will yr girlfrind mind yer mates comin round fer a look once yer have stripped her down.would she mind em borrowin her fer the day to help em out. would she mind if they came around and tinkered with her bits to stop the whine.

fook her off mate. lets face it, if yer need a shag yer can spend 20 quid without any of the ritual. and then yer aint gonna get earache fer spendin the wikkend offroading
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ya talk aloot a sence, however where with me landy ya only get UJ's, the misses ya get BJ's. me head says me misses, me heart says me 90.
 
yella said:
ffs if its a bj yer after, the local toms ony charge yer 15 quid fer that. it'll cost yer at least a new pair o shoes fer one o them. plus they have ter be "in the mood"
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u got her down to a T, u seem to know her pretty well...a lil TOOOOOO well
 
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