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davewal

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is it true that people only drive disco,s cuz thay just arnt cool enough to drive a freelander and dont have the money to buy a range rover
disco,s look better on a farm parked next to a trackter
 
not when im in my freelander because it just wouldnt look right ..but what would you know about looking right if you drive a big ugly disco
by the way my rolex isnt a fake and i dont remember the shell suit its like a track suit isnt it
but i bet your too fat to fit into your shell suit and thats why you drive a trackter
 
davewal said:
is it true that people only drive disco,s cuz thay just arnt cool enough to drive a freelander and dont have the money to buy a range rover
disco,s look better on a farm parked next to a trackter
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Is, capital I.

disco,s should be capital D, and no comma. Comma would indicate an abbreviation, such as Disco is. Invalid grammatical argument.

cuz thay should read because they, abbreviation and incorrect spelling.

arnt should read aren't, as in are not, abbreviation.

range rover is a trademark, therefore should read Range Rover. Also should be a full stop after Range Rover.

disco,s again, invalid argument and incorrect use of lower case lettering.

trackter should read tractor.



And you, our little learned friend, have in one simple post thoroughly explained why you drive a freelander.
Thick as ****.
 
Lenny1969 said:
And you, our little learned friend, have in one simple post thoroughly explained why you drive a freelander.
Thick as ****.
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Here, here, I'll second that.

P.S. As a trade mark shouldn't freelander start with a capital F? :p
 
mind you if i'd wasted 5 1/2 grand on a motor worth 3 1/2 I think I'd have an attitude too.......
 
You wanna read his other posts, absolute classic!!!!

He asks what mpg he will get from his car, then gets annoyed because nobody can tell him his mpg from his car.

And he wears a Rolex????

Mind you he probably meant Timex, but couldn't get past the bottom line Z on his keyboard.
 
hahahahahahaha i just read his other post and the dozy **** only went and brought the 1.8 freelander,
lmao what a piece of ****,lovely k-series engine will be lucky to see 80,000 with out new head!and what does he plan to tow with that beast of 1.8 litres?
the skin of a rice pudding!!
 
why is it that these gaylander owners tend to think they are rich cos they waste money on a gaylander. we had this **** a few weeks back from "the minging one" eww! look at me i've got loads of dosh !! i spend 12 grand on this piece of ****. arseholes
 
what a complete **** this man is. he comes on here begging for help then as soon as someone has a bit of the craic with him, he takes the old charm offensive and tries having a pop with an illiterate composition of ****e in the form of text that only ****ers think look's good. i suggest we just take this prick for a big ride ;)
 
he drives a gaylander and he thinks the disco is ugly?
methinks he needs some therapy.

the gaylander makes the fiat multipla look like a classic design icon.
 
davewal said:
not when im in my freelander because it just wouldnt look right ..but what would you know about looking right if you drive a big ugly disco
by the way my rolex isnt a fake and i dont remember the shell suit its like a track suit isnt it
but i bet your too fat to fit into your shell suit and thats why you drive a trackter
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If you paid real money for a Rolex,them thats confirmation of my thoughts - not only a complete lack of taste,but no understanding of value either.By the way I do drive a disco - but only as an alternative to a van,for pleasure I have a choice of Range Rovers.
If you need to know the time,ask a policeman.
 
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