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find the kid
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I can see it, poor little feckers squished between mum and the fat bastard.
Regards WP.
Regards WP.
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yup in beside the parents brainsormus said:
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I hope he dosn't drive after dark with that visor on!
How many fingers!
How many fingers!
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well done mr grunt, you win tonight star prize of......................................................a week in nth wales
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What's second prize?
Two weeks in Nth Wales?????????
Two weeks in Nth Wales?????????
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how'd ya guess
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I won a similar competition in plastic surgery weekly
slob
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i won a week in bristol, in big ones monthly
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How about a weekend in Bury St Edmunds, from Funeral Directors Monthly.
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a long stay in cuba , from cia weekly
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A week in mousehole (it dosn't matter which way you pronounce it), from fettishists monthly.
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a week in curlers from .............
freelanders monthly
freelanders monthly
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a week in belmarsh after reading this thread
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Seeing as you live in France you won't have heard the radio advert for Freelanders. It goes a bit like this.
We interupt this broadcast with an important announcement!
Some bears have escaped from the local zoo and are roaming the high street.
You are advised to stay inside and lock your doors.
Exept Freelander owners who are asked to report with their vehicles at the local Police Station, where they will be told what to do to enable the police.........................blah blah blah.
ffs ltipadmfl
We interupt this broadcast with an important announcement!
Some bears have escaped from the local zoo and are roaming the high street.
You are advised to stay inside and lock your doors.
Exept Freelander owners who are asked to report with their vehicles at the local Police Station, where they will be told what to do to enable the police.........................blah blah blah.
ffs ltipadmfl
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you gotta be pulling my enormous tadger... that cannot be true...oh!! hang on i get it the bears will be so disabled ****ing themselves larffing that the zoo keepers wont have any trouble catching them
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I say darling let's buy a Freelander so that next time we have a bear escape alarm we can assist the boys in blue.
Oh I say Nigel darling you think of everything.
Oh I say Nigel darling you think of everything.
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