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FrogFart

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Information Release.

Due to the nature of the quality of driving in England the Department for Transport has now devised a new scheme in order to identify poor drivers and give good drivers the opportunity to recognise them whilst driving.

For this reason as from the middle of May 2006 those drivers who are found to be driving badly which includes:

A. Overtaking in dangerous places
B. Hovering within one inch of the car in front
C. Stopping sharply
D. Speeding in residential areas
E. Pulling out without indication
F. Performing U turns inappropriately in busy high streets
G. Under taking on motorways and
H. Taking up more than one lane in multi lane roads

These drivers will be issued with flags, white with a red cross, signifying their inability to drive properly. These flags must be clipped to a door of the car and be visible to all other drivers and pedestrians.

Those drivers who have shown particularly poor driving skills will have to display a flag on each side of the car to indicate their greater lack of skill and general lower intelligence mindset to the general public.

Please circulate this to as many other motorists as you can so that drivers and pedestrians will be aware of the meaning of these flags.
 
This is up somewhere on this site.

I thought it was funny so posted it on a caravan forum for a jolly, and ended up having a slanging match with some right tit who slated me and the article as being anti-british.
You couldnt make it up.
 
posted it on a caravan forum for a jolly

I didn't think "Caravanning" and "Jolly" went together :D ....*he writes having just bought a Knaus.* Ye Gods, what have I got in to?
 
You bought a Knaus.
Interesting.
I was looking at them yesterday funnily enough.
The fixed bed end bathroom jobby looked far superior to UK built ones. Ive just bought an Abbey Aventura 6 berth, and i wasnt going to but i was standing in the right spot bang on the right time, saved myself just under 5k brand new. Pure fluke.
But the Knaus is deffo on my list when this current one gets run into the ground, about 3 years time i reckon.....lol.
 
Oh, as for caravan and jolly being together, not often.
I use the caravan forums, and jesus h christ they are so anal its untrue.
I dont do sites either, i stick to rallies, far more fun i think.
 
It's all too much....

Within the last month I've bought a Land Rover ; sold the house; jacked in the job; had to buy my first pair of glasses for reading AND joined the Caravan Clan....

There's really no hope left....
 
Lenny1969 said:
Ive just bought an Abbey Aventura 6 berth, and i wasnt going to but i was standing in the right spot bang on the right time, saved myself just under 5k brand new.
Nice van :) i have been looking at the baileys 6 berth
but decided to leave till the winter now.
I will get one more summer out of mine(hopefully)
 
mondo said:
Not if the kids in Boosebeck get to it first yer wont:p Just a little jest:D
haha it's not the kids i am worried about it all you guys who have'nt got a caravan
and start to get jealous and realise it's wot is missing in your life lol :p
 
yella disco said:
we get overrun with the bastard things as well as all those lovely people that spend a week in north wales for thier annual vacation , you know the ones ;)[/quote
yep! and then theres the coaches, meet one of them comming along the nice winding lanes,or stopping on the moors to let em all off to point at the ****ing sheep and take photos, Sheep ffs I wouldnt mind if they wer all white and fluffy, but theres nowt cute about em after a summer out on the moors wi Bramble and bracken matted to there arses (sheep not the tourist)
Rant over for tday;)
 
****!! i've just had a day playing my two bestest games.
the " are we nearly there yet" game and "shout abuse at the tourists" game.
the world's biggest **** in a merc convertable, fookin 40kph for about 25 mins on a twisty road, then brake, indicator and stop, right on a blind hill. poking brit plates aswell! which was nice as he understood what " get out the way ya ****ing arsehole" meant
 
MMMmm!
Just think Slob , There another 3 -4 monthes of it yet
P.S Dont know where in France you are, But It was Ferkin Peacefull When we toured it on the bike
Dint av the Disco then
 
its quiet around here but yesterday i made the mistake of trying to drive along side the loire... bad mistake, tourist route , i should have stuck to the more direct road.
 
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