They either come on here and start a new fred about tyres within their first half hour, or they spend hours researching the existing threads to find the oldest possible and use it to ask about tyres.
Here's a suggestion, you take a perfectly good vehicle then screw up the look of it by taking a disc cutter to it, then you rip out the self levelling air suspension and put it on coils because your mate down the pub says it's the thing to do. Then you screw up the handling even further by just ripping off the active cornnering enhancement, because the same mate says it's the work of the devil, then you start lifting the body which incidentally doesn't do much for your ground clearance because the axles are still the same distance off the ground, so you decide you need some big huge knobbly tyres, and you wonder why it handles like a wallowing pig and why the old bill pulls you for speeding 'cos you speedo is now way off.
And the girls will think "There's no way that I'm getting into that heap of crap.
As they say, you can always tell a 19 year old, but you can't tell him much.