crimbo plans

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slob

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reet seein as how we is a right friendly bunch in ere, well mostly, ah thought it would be nice and in the christmas spirit if we all share wur crimbo plans..
i'll start by telling yous that i am planning to take my daughter up to disneyland fer a couple of days over christmas. breakfast wiff mickey and goofy and maybe dinner with the donald duck..just pray that hui,dui and lui int there aswell.
so lets hears yer plans
 
i gonna tinsel the landy, go cider drinking and pole dancing, ride the nag, go drinking, drop the land down some hills and in some mud, go dancing, hav a hang over, oh and visit me folks at some point! :eek:
 
Being a right Ebenezer this year after spending over a grand last year :eek: Was supposed to spend it up at the farm, but a certain young lady had other ideas and ran of with someone else - after I'd bought her presents and ended up flying to S. of France last minute to spend it with big sis.

So, minimalist presents, a group of us miserable t**ts arer going to a local Hotel fer a big 7 courser with loadsa booze. Then collapse in Ye Olde Dogge in the evening for a few more pints of the elixir of eternal stupidity.

Glad Boxing Day playday at Fellbeck has been given a knock this year...
 
Being a right Ebenezer this year after spending over a grand last year :eek: Was supposed to spend it up at the farm, but a certain young lady had other ideas and ran of with someone else - after I'd bought her presents and ended up flying to S. of France last minute to spend it with big sis.

So, minimalist presents, a group of us miserable t**ts arer going to a local Hotel fer a big 7 courser with loadsa booze. Then collapse in Ye Olde Dogge in the evening for a few more pints of the elixir of eternal stupidity.

Glad Boxing Day playday at Fellbeck has been given a knock this year...

it all sounds good to me!
 
nowt special.
xmas day at the daughters for dinner. (first time!)
boxing day here with all the manchester family contingent for buffet/snacks and drinks.

new year in weymouth. i think.

im hoping father xmas has bought me another flying lesson/s?
or a set of ATs?
 
Well I'm off work from the 23rd Dec to 2nd Jan. Yule is on the 21st but as I am working on the 22nd, I will celebrate it a day late on the 22nd. I'll be meeting up with some Pagan friends.

Going on a little trip on the 24th, be back Boxing Day I think. May go see a Mouse in his house.
Then for the rest of the holidays I will be with my family and my horses, I want to spend as much time with Titus as possible...........he is now behaving himself so I want to make the most of it.
Not doing anything for New Year as far as I know yet.
 
Christmas meal wiv kids and grankids. Orf to in-laws On Chrissy eve. Sleepin boxing day. Strippin suspension orf '40 next few days to get re-plated. Maybe fit lecky pump and get rear view cemeras workin if i am lucky. Even luckier - mite get a drinky or two.
 
Cristmas at home eating silly amounts and drinking myself into a stupour whilst trying to assemble various toys for the kids and them attempting to placate them when I realise we forgot the batteries.

Boxing day will be spent round the outlaws...... yeah. Fun. Not.

27th Bures is open so I'll be trying to break the Disco some more.
 
I shall join santa on the 24th and get blotto in the grotto and while i attempt to sober up on the 25th i will endeavour to cook the traditional dinner. As is tradition in my household.... but alas i have work on boxing day.. which is on the surface a bad thing but as the Mother in hell is over ... it's rather a grand way to enjoy the boxing day.....
 
Ive pulled the short straw this year, so im on call duty brief for the xmas period, I dont really mind as all the other parteners have little kids, so its only fair i suppose.

Im having chrismas dinner at mum and dads, only problem is my sister and her prize dick of a husband are staying with them for 10 days !!!!!, now i love my sis to bits but her bloke gets right up my nose, he had a sit in my new disco a few weeks ago and told me his A140 Merc was a better car, Then he told me i was fat and that really i do need a big car!!!!!.

So its festive fun with the family mixed with defending drunks, yobs and all manner of pond life that do naughty things in Derbyshire/ South Yorkshire.
 
id have punched him in the nose...

if i can get my starter motor back in my 90 and further still my girlfrend with a full leg cast. i will be driving to swansea for the weekend with the folks. hopefully get in some orf road across sarn helen and possibly the gap. then back to bristol for xmas day, i will be cooking :) then drive to bodmin boxing day to stay with lisa's folks for a few days, then who knows with new year. prob not much with leg-less doris.
 
Dint understand yer last post catflaps could you re-write in Yarksher language just for me.


Anyhow anyone up at Langdale Quest on Boxing day, there's a slight possibilty I could have a spare seat.
 
Well I only have one more tree to put up for my Mum, that'll make 4 she has in the house and 1 outside!!
Hopefully I'll get it done before Xmas day..............she won't be too impressed if I'm still doing it when the Queen's speach is on! :D
 
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