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yella

yella

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i would like to be the first of many members of this site to offer my heart felt condolances to the close families and friends of the fellow members of this site that were perished in the alledged arson attack in the gaylander arms. as most of you know there are a few suspects but i am under the impression that the forum police cannot find the culprit but have informed me of the deceased members. the list is as follows :-

nigel ramsbottom

hard0898

jamaican bob

burkster

ichabod horsetrumpet

bdup

mrs.roddick

mr.toad

seen as these members are no longer with us i think it would only be right to pay our respects and have a minutes silence for them at 04:05 in the morning. if you would like to ofer your condolences then please feel free to do so on this thread
 
yes yella its a sad day here at landy zone.
i know nigel had a partner called elton and i know he is so upset that he has closed the salon for the morning.
also hard0989 is survived by his 3 wimin and 25 children. its said that the police are holding a ball to mark the occasion.
bob is now as high as he has ever been, i just know he is sharing a bong with the big yin
burketsr has his soapbox right next to the pearly gates so he can whinge at you as soon as you get there
and i'm sure you'll be glad to know that icahbod's schoolboys have breathed a sigh of relief
bdup has started doing drive by just outside hell(can we say that)

i'm sure that mrs rodrick is over the moon seein as she has escaped for her stupid husband
and mr toad's hearse crashed on the way to the graveyard

i think it would be fittin to have a fund in their names to further the rebuilding of one series 111 and one series 2a. any donation can be sent to me or yella; we take and prefer paypal.
 
aye, erm thats right, erm yeah, me an slob are rebuilding our series as a fitting tribute to the deceased so if yer have any donations then pm us and we will let you have the paypal accounts that are set up just for this erm memorial fund , i'm first dibbs slobber ;)
 
yella disco said:
aye, erm thats right, erm yeah, me an slob are rebuilding our series as a fitting tribute to the deceased so if yer have any donations then pm us and we will let you have the paypal accounts that are set up just for this erm memorial fund , i'm first dibbs slobber ;)
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no chance!! it wur my idea
 
I can smell a compensation claim !!!!!!

To all the loved ones who are left to pick up the pieces of there once perfect lives ~ May i at this sad time offer my respects and point you in the direction of a damn good brief ~ Namely ME !!!!!!.

I have for some time now had my concerns with the way Mr Ming had been running his establishment and as such was not one bit shocked at the events of this tragic debarkle.

It is now time for you to seek full compensation for all the upset and anguish which you are now forced to deal with.

Please feel free to contact me to have a chat about your claim.
 
Damn, to late for the miuites silence, but being as i spend all night on my own, (lorry driver, not saddo) and dont talk to myself, im sure i was silent at that time.
 
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