PROJECT_DORA
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Me and missus driving back from a well known supermarket.... we'll call it MORRISONS. (because that's its name).
Approach a round about.
stop.
and hear a loud crash.
MISSUS: "That sounded bad. Where did it come from?"
ME: "I don't know? But the car behind looks close."
I step out. as does the gentleman in the mitsbushi pinin behind.
JAP-CRAP DRIVER: "How fast were you going?"
ME(with confused look on my face): "obviously not as fast as you?"
JAP-CRAP DRIVER(not seeing the funny side) "well you just smashed my f**king car up!"
ME: "and how did i do that?"
JAP-CRAP DRIVER: "you stopped"
ME: "and you didn't? so you drove into me. and smashed your own F**KING CAR!"
Anyway. i pulled forward to see the damage.
his lil pinin front end totaled. rad bust. bumper, 1 light smashed. the other cracked. numberplate snapped. etc
My Disco had a few scratches on tow bar and he scratched a bit of the bumper?
didnt even feel him hit us.
HE THEN HAD THE CHEEK TO ASK FOR MY DETAILS? so fed him a big F**k OFF! tablet and explained that it was his fault and only his car is damaged. and drove off and left him stranded and blocking the round about. HAPPY DAYS!
DOZEY GIT!
Approach a round about.
stop.
and hear a loud crash.
MISSUS: "That sounded bad. Where did it come from?"
ME: "I don't know? But the car behind looks close."
I step out. as does the gentleman in the mitsbushi pinin behind.
JAP-CRAP DRIVER: "How fast were you going?"
ME(with confused look on my face): "obviously not as fast as you?"
JAP-CRAP DRIVER(not seeing the funny side) "well you just smashed my f**king car up!"
ME: "and how did i do that?"
JAP-CRAP DRIVER: "you stopped"
ME: "and you didn't? so you drove into me. and smashed your own F**KING CAR!"
Anyway. i pulled forward to see the damage.
his lil pinin front end totaled. rad bust. bumper, 1 light smashed. the other cracked. numberplate snapped. etc
My Disco had a few scratches on tow bar and he scratched a bit of the bumper?
didnt even feel him hit us.
HE THEN HAD THE CHEEK TO ASK FOR MY DETAILS? so fed him a big F**k OFF! tablet and explained that it was his fault and only his car is damaged. and drove off and left him stranded and blocking the round about. HAPPY DAYS!
DOZEY GIT!