Attempt #2

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thethemeteam

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Hi, this is my introduction.
I tried earlier but obviously came in too hard!
Not a landrover owner, never owned one, nor do i know anyone who has one.
However, i would like to get to know and maybe have some cups of tea and chats with some of you defender owners or ex-military landy owners.

I cant tell you why, cos i dont want to be accused of spamming (again), but lets just say there may be an opportunity (or may not) for you to do something fun with your vehicle and maybe (or maybe not) make some money from it on the side..

Hi to those in Derby & midlands - hope u never have to go to shardlow land rovers - they are a bunch of cowboys. Allegedly. Message me if you'd like a chat about your defender or the chance of doing something fun with it!
 
jeezzee whats wrong with this place ..... this evenin we have had lurvve on 3 sections, bummin and spankin in the posh section and now takin anally in the introduce yourself section........... MODS FFS ..... help us out here :D:D:D
 
jeezzee whats wrong with this place ..... this evenin we have had lurvve on 3 sections, bummin and spankin in the posh section and now takin anally in the introduce yourself section........... MODS FFS ..... help us out here :D:D:D

I hope your not suggesting I should alter his sig.....







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again;):D:D
 
so fanatic, sirus and gcoo can have links in their signatures, but newbies aren't allowed to advertise their sidelines because a few of the admins aren't interested in my idea? seems fair. surely that's upto your other forums members to decide on an individual basis? or are you running a dictatorship here?

glad to have met such an open-minded, welcoming bunch of people. you truly are embassadors for the landrover owners of the world. lol.
 
so fanatic, sirus and gcoo can have links in their signatures, but newbies aren't allowed to advertise their sidelines because a few of the admins aren't interested in my idea? seems fair. surely that's upto your other forums members to decide on an individual basis? or are you running a dictatorship here?

glad to have met such an open-minded, welcoming bunch of people. you truly are embassadors for the landrover owners of the world. lol.

shut the door behind you when you leave please
 
so fanatic, sirus and gcoo can have links in their signatures, but newbies aren't allowed to advertise their sidelines because a few of the admins aren't interested in my idea? seems fair. surely that's upto your other forums members to decide on an individual basis? or are you running a dictatorship here?

glad to have met such an open-minded, welcoming bunch of people. you truly are embassadors for the landrover owners of the world. lol.


I wasn't aware I was trying to sell anything? :doh:
Sirus-well the pie man/mod can do as he wishes!

Try a link to some related information or for instance a funny quote, selling stuff or hookers for hire not what is liked round here
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xqd0h_money-for-nothing_music
 
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hmmmmm,
fanatic, sirus and gcoo have not used all their posts to self advertise their tat, just their siggys which to be honest i never noticed.
your first two posts (the first which got rightly deleted) are promoting your business. and i suspect your "get to know and maybe have some cups of tea and chats with some of you defender owners or ex-military landy owners" will entail pestering them to come to your risible theme nights.

as a forum member I decide individually, that until you have input something useful or helpful into the forum, you can shove yer spam up yer arse

oh...whats an embassador? is that an ambassador that works in an embassy?
 
I wasn't aware I was trying to sell anything? :doh:
Sirus-well the pie man/mod can do as he wishes!

Try a link to some related information or for instance a funny quote, selling stuff or hookers for hire not what is liked round here
Dailymotion - Money for nothing - une vidéo Musique

selling stuff or hookers for hire? just shows your ignorance.
maybe it's cos you've probably not been out to a nightclub in the last 30 years? we provide theme nights to nightclubs. hardly hookers are they?
maybe thats what you need mate - to get laid!

just for the record:

fo·rum
n. pl. fo·rums also fo·ra (fôr'ə, fōr'ə)

    1. The public square or marketplace of an ancient Roman city that was the assembly place for judicial activity and public business.
    2. A public meeting place for open discussion.
    3. A medium for open discussion or voicing of ideas, such as a newspaper, a radio or television program, or a website.
  1. A public meeting or presentation involving a discussion usually among experts and often including audience participation.
  2. A court of law; a tribunal

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Hi, this is my introduction.
I tried earlier but obviously came in the ass too hard!
Not a landrover owner, not worthy to own one, nor do i know anyone who wants to be my friend.

However, i would like to get to know and maybe have some cups of tea and bumfun with some of you defender owners or ex-military landy owners.

I cant tell you why, cos i dont want to be accused of being gay (again), but lets just say there may be an opportunity (or may not) for you to have bumfun with your vehicle and maybe (or maybe not) make some money from it on the side..( if i can take pictures)

Hi to those in Derby & midlands - hope u never have to go to take it in the ass - it's just like brokeback mountain up there. Allegedly. Message me if you'd like some bumfun or the chance of watching me look a right cock by spamming every forum i come over...i mean come accross!


sounds like a nice boy to me :D
 
pestering them to come to your risible theme nights.

oh...whats an embassador? is that an ambassador that works in an embassy?


if i'd have pestered anyone, surely then it would have been feasable to step in! i simply put the idea out there for open-minded individuals to do something different with their landy & just left it to people to get in touch. whats the harm in that?

simple typo on the ambassador. childish.
 
selling stuff or hookers for hire? just shows your ignorance.
maybe it's cos you've probably not been out to a nightclub in the last 30 years? we provide theme nights to nightclubs. hardly hookers are they?
maybe thats what you need mate - to get laid!

just for the record:

fo·rum n. pl. fo·rums also fo·ra (fôr'ə, fōr'ə)

    1. The public square or marketplace of an ancient Roman city that was the assembly place for judicial activity and public business.
    2. A public meeting place for open discussion.
    3. A medium for open discussion or voicing of ideas, such as a newspaper, a radio or television program, or a website.
  1. A public meeting or presentation involving a discussion usually among experts and often including audience participation.
  2. A court of law; a tribunal
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honestly :doh: what is it with some newbies:p
 


selling stuff or hookers for hire? just shows your ignorance.
maybe it's cos you've probably not been out to a nightclub in the last 30 years? we provide theme nights to nightclubs. hardly hookers are they?
maybe thats what you need mate - to get laid!

just for the record:

fo·rum
n. pl. fo·rums also fo·ra (fôr'ə, fōr'ə)

    1. The public square or marketplace of an ancient Roman city that was the assembly place for judicial activity and public business.
    2. A public meeting place for open discussion.
    3. A medium for open discussion or voicing of ideas, such as a newspaper, a radio or television program, or a website.
  1. A public meeting or presentation involving a discussion usually among experts and often including audience participation.
  2. A court of law; a tribunal

b

I think you will find the third meaning explains this forum
I find you guilty of being a spamming cuunt
 
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