slob
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after reading all about old chip oil and other forms of stuff to power yer landies i thought y'awl might like to read this.................
My philosophy of life is that there are no problems only opportunities,"George Bryant told reporters in his motor cycle workshop in Toowoomba, Queensland. " so when i got bowel cancer and had a colostomy bag fitted, i tried to turn events to my advantage. while conalescing on the ward, i noticed how everyone's bags swelled up at diffferent rates, depending on what they had been eating, and that red meat makes the bag swell much more than other foods. thats when i first began to wonder if it would be possible to power a motorcycle entirely on my own flatus.
' luckily i am a motor fitter by trade, so i understood the mechanics quite well. i used a small weed eater mower fitted to a moped, and experimented with adjusting the fuel system to a smaller jet, and retarding the timing. then i made an airtight seal between my colostomy bag and the fuel supply pipe, and after four zttempts i got it running smoothly. my motorcycle is based on pure scientific principles, and is not at all ridiculous,as some say.
i always have a big meat meal before i set off on a long journey and take a container of beef jerky, salami and kabana with me,in case i get stuck in heavy traffic and need extra fuel to get home.some people find it disgueting but to me it's the perfect eco-friendly form of transport.
(moped army news,27/5/05.)
good way to get back home after a saturday night on beer and curry, me thinks.
My philosophy of life is that there are no problems only opportunities,"George Bryant told reporters in his motor cycle workshop in Toowoomba, Queensland. " so when i got bowel cancer and had a colostomy bag fitted, i tried to turn events to my advantage. while conalescing on the ward, i noticed how everyone's bags swelled up at diffferent rates, depending on what they had been eating, and that red meat makes the bag swell much more than other foods. thats when i first began to wonder if it would be possible to power a motorcycle entirely on my own flatus.
' luckily i am a motor fitter by trade, so i understood the mechanics quite well. i used a small weed eater mower fitted to a moped, and experimented with adjusting the fuel system to a smaller jet, and retarding the timing. then i made an airtight seal between my colostomy bag and the fuel supply pipe, and after four zttempts i got it running smoothly. my motorcycle is based on pure scientific principles, and is not at all ridiculous,as some say.
i always have a big meat meal before i set off on a long journey and take a container of beef jerky, salami and kabana with me,in case i get stuck in heavy traffic and need extra fuel to get home.some people find it disgueting but to me it's the perfect eco-friendly form of transport.
(moped army news,27/5/05.)
good way to get back home after a saturday night on beer and curry, me thinks.
