Its all them ducks you been sacrificing. You've made a god happy. Now you just need to find out which one. See if they do:
3 amigos - remove the bulbs problem solved
Vcu bearings - sawdust quietens bearings, just ask matilda
Auto box solenoids - is ye gay? automatic... pffftttt
Squealing brakes - that means they are working
Sticky Hand brakes - you have a handbrake that works? im well jel!
Door locks - move to a less crime ridden area
Leaky rear doors - buy a 3 dr - problem solved!
Diff mounts - dont lie.. freelanders is all 2wd aint they?
Ird's - seek medical assistance for all incontinent rear doors
Vcu's - see diff mounts
Rear diff's - see diff mounts
Diff mounts - didnt we already do this one?!!!
Dodgy turbo's - remove it and go all "series" on us
And most importantly, what tyres do I put on me Freelander
- anything thatll fit?
Mike