a new bee

I have oil blown over the engine also oil in the water
any suggestions please

yaaaay mess!

A suggestion? Don't wipe back to front. Another one? Don't eat yellow snow

Don't pork your girlfriends mum, bloody hurts when she finds out.
Might help if you say what model landrover, engine type?

You have a leak


Don't kick yer dog up the rear if you have yer hand in his mouth

I'm off for a dump

Dr_evil said:

I'm off for a dump

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Thats neither helpful or a suggestion unless











You can divine the make n model from yer stool?

Always lubricate before going in the back door

Bromsgrove Defender said:

Thats neither helpful or a suggestion unless


You can divine the make n model from yer stool?

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I cant........but I could tell you if I've had too much spicy food or not ?

Dr_evil said:

I cant........but I could tell you if I've had too much spicy food or not ?

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Think a corn count is needed

No corn and no fire! All good here

Photos?

disco td5 2 auto 2000
oil over engine also oil in water

Very informative. I see you still haven't taken the hint.

Barney post up a photo of your ****e

Too late I flushed

No spatter?

nae.......clean delivery

45webby said:

disco td5 2 auto 2000
oil over engine also oil in water

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christ on a bike,give more information,go say hello or something.cryptic messages get shat upon mate.

45webby said:

disco td5 2 auto 2000
oil over engine also oil in water

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It's nackered .. I've never seen oil over a Landy engine before.

He's right. You might as well sell it to me for a fiver