Hi guys...Mike from manchester....my freelander aux belt has died

[Pikey]

If he knows your fragrant farts he won't get that close

I has a lump the size of an egg blocking me vent shaft. Farting hurts to much as it twangs the lump on exitting. So I make sure there's no explosive ones, nowadays.

 

[110woman]

Mod 1 is doing his silent routine again - his aloofness is such a turn on

 

[DiscoPol]

Im off too, night all, im off out to play in the mud in the morning so i needs me beauty sleep

c ya.

 

[fanatic]

I has a lump the size of an egg blocking me vent shaft. Farting hurts to much as it twangs the lump on exitting. So I make sure there's no explosive ones, nowadays.

Bum grapes?

 

[robint]

Bum grapes?

no he sat on a m6 bolt and fink he swallowed it

 

[GRATCH]

I has a lump the size of an egg blocking me vent shaft. Farting hurts to much as it twangs the lump on exitting. So I make sure there's no explosive ones, nowadays.

Bet it's an ingrowing hair zit type thing. Search on u-pubeuke:

 

[blue beasty]

kinell who's kicking off now? Anything actually worth reading the Fred for......somehow doubt it

 

[Pikey]

Bum grapes?

It's a big fooker if it is?? Un not in the usual place. more round to one sideand further away. looks like an hernia in me arse cheek

 

[110woman]

kinell who's kicking off now? Anything actually worth reading the Fred for......somehow doubt it

Stop moaning, Im grateful to whoever summoned the great gorgeous 1

 

[fanatic]

Black Lace - Gang Bang - YouTube

 

[Pikey]

Bet it's an ingrowing hair zit type thing. Search on u-pubeuke:

If I send ya pics can ya have a look and tell me if it's the same thing??

 

[GRATCH]

If I send ya pics can ya have a look and tell me if it's the same thing??

PM me the photo, I'll post it on here, facebook, twitter, u-tube etc

 

[robint]

PM me the photo, I'll post it on here, facebook, twitter, u-tube etc

what frightens me to death is hwos gonna take the piccys of his arse

 

[blue beasty]

Stop moaning, Im grateful to whoever summoned the great gorgeous 1

I int moaning.......suspect you may be :bolt:

 

[fanatic]

If I send ya pics can ya have a look and tell me if it's the same thing??

on a serious note get a doctor to look at it!

 

[Pikey]

on a serious note get a doctor to look at it!

Robin did say that if it made it easier, He'd wear a white jkt and some marigolds

 

[fanatic]

Robin did say that if it made it easier, He'd wear a white jkt and some marigolds

Is that with a violet wand?

 

[Pikey]

Is that with a violet wand?

He said summat about feeling a little prick

 

[110woman]

Mod 1 , what would happen if I were to post topless pics on this thread as its not in anything goes

 

[jamesmartin]

hell would freeze over