are you sure this establisment is discret??. . ; . . . . ooo! yesssss! whip me! whip me! call me dirty names!

i say YOU! i'm in charge of all religous and spirtual matters here! and we don't need none of your lutherian devil worship. your welcome to stay but leave the left souls and the center souls care to me.. you can look after the R. souls

naked wimin??

hello friends, i have to say i agree with hoss. but he really should stop feeling sorry for himself! its not his fault he didn't have the benifit of an educashun from me. I can offer a remedial course on how to stop talking bollocks, for a small fee. the course would take place in the vestibul...

hello I find that leaving a bowl of fire and brimstone near the passenger seat is a good way of settling them down . I also sprinkle holy water on the seats.

will i have to have a whip round to collect the joining fee?

goodday to you mr coe. I would very much like to join your crusade. I fear there is too much of the devils work here in landyzone. we have a person who delights in partaking of drugs. we have another who has a discovery in satans colour. then there is the one called slob with his evil obsession...

hello my name is MR Horsetrumpet. I am a lay preacher and part time school master for young boys. In my spare time i am also a landrover enthusiast. The reason I have joined this forum is two fold. One..I will like to exchange ideas and knowledge about all things to do with landrover. Two.. I...