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Yer dont wanna come in ear WHIP . . . . . KER............... RACK ..OW OUCH , NO MORE, PLEASE I BEG YA. . . . . .
 
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ooo! yesssss! whip me! whip me! call me dirty names![/quote said:
ok ya little snotty preacher man , bend over, ker. . wrack ,,,whip . . .now whimper like a dog , put this over ya fookin head, slap , biff , start prayin preacher. . .
 
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whoa!!! man dat looks painful. do you think you can get that back out ming, it looks a bit far up there!
was it just the two clothes pegs you wanted? ..................................oh and i have the pvc pants wiff de bard wire gusset out side in me motor; am not being seen carryin dem..you'd better send yer boy, cashback, out fer them.
and does mrs ming still want some jamiacan blackpuddin?....she does? well tell her i have a nice length in me pad
right am orf.......dude the bloke's, it is a bloke innit? well whatever it is , it's gone all blue.
 
Ok Mr Grunt . . .so ya like blowin up things eh,well blow up this yer snifflin tractor boy crack whip !!!stop ya boo,in ,put these thunders on, stop moanin bout the skids they belong ta Ming,right heres ya new pink wig,and yer new gaylander in metalic pink wiv curlin tong mod, whip ///kerwrack!!!,now ya little weasel , ya have ta renounce ya tractor membeship, and every time ya start a thread ya have ta say. . .humm hello campersthud //bonk,now git away ya tonker!!!:eek: :eek: :eek:
 
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he ming !!! you been fishing lately??
NINE MEMBERS but only six appearing , that makes it pimms O'Clock, , , ,back ta the pub,,,,na ,no fishin, to busy with the bomb squad. . .
 
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I'll forgive Ming for framing me, after all it's the decent thing to do as I've run off with Mrs Ming for a dirty weekend with Floppy and his Missus.
 

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