tick! tock! tick! tock! **** has anyone gort a machine to speed up time. just till midnight

what do the 'eggspurts' reckon is wrong with it? bear in mind most MOT folk dint know much about these old vehicles and it may just be that it needs adjusting or a new bearing installed

or carrion pies?

carrier pies?

messages arnorl

fook orf! yer know i int sent carrier pidgeons anywheres near you since yer ate the last three

can i help it if yer has yer pooter set up to receive his posts afore mine

well atleast he shouldn't start bleating about the ****takin and and lack of seriousnessssss

ee up here comes tweets

ave got one yer can have .............somewhere...........it might take a few days to find but it can be your fer postage costs

you could try pulling all yer fuses then wire a bulb in series wiff yer battery. then wiff yer ign off put yer fuses back in one at a time and see when the bulb lights. its doesn't have to come on at full brightness for that circuit to be the cause of yer drain but don't fergit things like...

IF yer can get a pair of stilsons on it, thats probelly yer best bet as head bolts tend to be tight which will A/ snap yer stud extractor thing, B/ require so much heat yer likely to fook yer already delikate head C/ be so tight that the hammer and punch approach will just fook, it even more...

like this dude

that wur on me jag where it has to be torqued up so that yer require abart 5lbs/ft to take up the freeplay which equates to tightening the nut to about 50 hundred thousand lbs/ft. so i just tightened it up to remove any endplay and gave it a tweek fer goodluck . so far after abart 8,000 miles...

ah think yule find the 90,110,86,88,109 etc all refer to wheelbase rather than chassis length

yer looking fer advice or is yer just telling us yer landy's deed?

oh aye! ah forgort about 109 1 ton, in that case its the same box as a 11b forward control

if yer wanna take yer steering wheel orf and its gort a airbag then you need to disconnect the battery , go fer a coffee and sticky bun (atleast 15mins) then come back and remove it. they usually have torx screws that yer need to remove from behind the wheel

it int yella yer wanna be scared of , its his doris, she takes no prisoners

can you ask the garage bloke how thats gonna happen? ad love to hear how