Welcome to the LandyZone. Someone will most likely come along with some help. Meanwhile let me tout the great benefits of the search function here. I typed in "P38 air suspension collapsing" and this link shows the results...

No sensible person owns an Evoque, so the wait could be pretty long.

Nobody here owns or works on those turds.

You're a Saint. And you you live the "way not way" of the Tao. Well played.

I use one of the those with good results.

Saint, you add gravitas to this site. Lately it has not been so grounded. Welcome back and I'm sorry for the loss of your Mum.

Pay the bill and then read the invoice to see what the problem was. Voila.

It's why I bit the bullet and shelled out a whopping $500 for mine.

Bees can be dispatched with pesticide, you know.

The answer is simple. Keep it. You can pile three kids into it and it will be more quiet and warm.

Today's forecast high is 86 degrees F. It's getting into the low 40's at night.

Indeed. I've left a bit of blood on the trail in the past.

Nah thanks. I'll take fall in the Rockies. The Colorado Rockies.

You know we Yanks have no real sense of the world. I've ended up in Canada. Jasper Alberta is truly beautiful, though.

Ooh. I do have the day off today.

Atlantic British or Rovers North. Here in the States they are your best friends. I use Atlantic British for most things, but Rovers North has the obscure little stuff, like swivel pin shims and such.

I love the fact you have embraced my fellow Merkin. LZ rules. Mr. Martin most likely has the answer, I think. Isn't it amazing how new and different noises affect Landy owners?

I here by name you the head of the Department of Redundancy Department.

Using superior analytical appraisal and supreme dexterity, I have solved the problem.

I have to replace the bonnet on the Green Beast and the replacement bonnet is from a prior model year with different electrical connectors and crappy wire so I want to swap the the both washer jet assemblies. How the hell do they come out without breaking the plastic bits??