Oi...............5. Well, 6 mebbe. :o

You're just feckin weird. :rolleyes:

Massive horn's at the frunt. ;)

Unnerstannable!

Ohwarr, foor dollar, you beeeg!

He'd prefer a Drag.

Not even close! :rolleyes:

Yeah, but it's powered by me cigs.

So you're a frootloop who smells of **** then?

Big gurl. S'dry unnerneath innit?

Tried them. Started on triple As, before I knew it I'd hit the PP3s, then it was just a slippery slope down to an Optima a day. Now I can't even climb the stairs without my charger. :(

It woulda, but the batteries died.

A feckin what? :confused:

Might? :D

So a snork will be utterly redundant! :rolleyes:

Lot of Tits in B/stoke. :D

You've a Tit stuck in your aircon.

No, I'm fairly sure it's made frum a sheep.

Ere', I've jest thought...........anyone wanna buy an Irvin? Not going to need it in me poncy Disco!

Ahhh well, it hasn't been posted for a couple of months: