He has loads of vids on the freelander mate ;)

Here take a look at this

I am prepared to buy it off you for £200 ;)

Will you take £200 for it?

No as thats not a freelander one TD4 engine dont know what you have there??

I had a clicking noise like that once when stuck in traffic, it got worst over a few days of driving. I put it down to the thin watery rad fluid. I did a complete flush and refill to the correct strength purged all the air out of the system and for 5 years now it's not returned, I think you call...

Ah missed the black smoke bit, black smoke I think means un burnt fuel so get codes read, change air filter or just service and change all the oils etc if it's still a problem then clean the maf and egr

It's you Fuel burning heater kicking in as its cold weather. How old is the car as if it pre 2006 the auto switch has proberly worn and is kicking in when it's far to warm

Take the prop off and then you will know, how are your one wheel up test results?

When was the last time it go a full service. All oils filters and 3 hail mary's...

Err he was on last tuesday

I am thinking of buying a 2007 Grand Vitara or a F2

Sounds like all the locks have blown, I can only unlock 3 doors and tailgate with my fobs the othe door only from the inside

If you are going to take the battery cable off as Grumpy says make sure at least one door is unlocked ;)

The reason I ask is because it was the reason why my alarm keeps going off by shorting the passenger light and thus setting the alarm off. If you turn the key in the lock once to the right (To unlock) Then do it again so the super lock disengage do all the other door locks open?

Welp if they didn't put adverts on this site, It would go the way of other Land Rover forums (The way of the dodo)

Is the headlining at the rear to the rear passenger interior light sopping wet?

Got a recon now it's failing

Check the top window trim for perishing and check the headlining for dam when it has rained. Its properly running down the inside of the rear window. If you leave it, The water will creep to the rear courtesy light and short it out setting the alarm off when ever it rains.