1. mozz smith

    milk in my becm

    Hi Colin. take door card off front drivers door and rear side door drivers side , use a mirror and torch and have a good look for trapped / unplugged wires and connectors on both doors , then use some electrical contact spray on microswitches in front door clean with a old toothbrush lightly...
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    P38A Central locking

    ok ruby , rf receiver is in boot on drivers side under parcel shelf " lift " shelf off and on the right against the window is a long flat plastic trim , u need a small philips screwdriver 1 screw on side of trim near seat belt holder , just behind back seat on right against door frame ...
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    P38A Central locking

    ok , power to fob ??? red lights flashing on both pressels ?? is r.f. receiver connected= blue cable ?? cheers
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    P38A Central locking

    Hi Ruby , so what year , ? engine etc ?? . is there power to the actual fob ??. regards Mozz p.s. what other issues did you have so to take door card off ?
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    L322 Totally Random Complete Electrical Shutdown....

    Hi Sainty , just a thought on reading your thread , i hope you appreciate i know not much about the L322, but on a couple of occasions over last few years helping with re-sync & keycode lockouts that this happened too them but they were p38s , so i dont know if the l322 have similar feature "...
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    Help SOS Help

    Hi Stan , can I suggest you ring Island 4x4 at Parkwood Maidstone .on 01622-693884 speak to parts manager ash him for details of good regular mechanics near you who have good reputation. they usually know who their best busy customers "garages" are , its worth a shot !!! if no joy let me know...
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    P38A locked out

    Hi Alan & everyone else , YES all good here ?? I think ??? … keep sending the CAKE meals on wheels doin a wonderfull job , cant wait for shielding to end in august , then I can go out with my "carer" and upset the " fekin world " ha ha ,, keep safe all of you .!!! now into week 18 tomorrow ...
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    P38A Should you lift a Range Rover? Air/Coil?

    TO 300BHP/TON ...In answer to your statements no 19 & no 23 , in defence to wammers ,I personally having read all your comments / statements think your very wide of the mark in many many ways regarding alterations and modifications . I refer you to read the dailymail 23 january 2009 .I would...
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    P38A locked out

    DONT FORGET THE CAKE AL !!!!!!!!!! X
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    P38A locked out

    wow a scouser that doesn't know how to get into a car ???? !!!!!!!! I don't believeit !!! ha has ha , leave it on the bricks on the drive after your local scally's have had the radio and wheels away lol, then just do the eka process !!!! I bet u even locked that in the glove compartment ...
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    P38A locked out

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    messages .

    Hi Datatek, Please read your messages , kind regards Mozz
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    P38A Faultmate extreme

    big Al , we have all heard about your black files , we were thinking that you were a secret vet , your carer said ( hello Jeanie xx) that you've been wearing those rubber arm gloves again !!! ???? nothing to do wiv the current convid 19 its that you like to be up to your armpits in **** ...
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    P38A WTF!!

    Al bet you thought I would be in bed !!!!!! ha ha ha Mozz.
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    P38A WTF!!

    Yeah the driver needs updating he's a right old cranky barsteward !!!!! ha ha ha you got that right al so go get your carer to update you urgently . ( lovely girl she is xxxx) …..im crying laughing now ive read this .. you suppose to be self isolated my friend im self isolatled 2 weeks now...
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    P38A Donation?

    NOW NOW WAMMY , get sue make me nice cream cake last one was deeeeeellicccioous !!!!!!!!! hope u both well regards Mozz
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    P38A Donation?

    YOU CAN ONLY DONATE CAKE ,BY SENDING IT "SEALED" SO NO CORONA VIRUS .BUT U CAN SEND CORONA BEER !!!! TOO , SEND TO TAMESIDE !!!!!! OH AND NO SAD FEKIN UNITED JOKES EITHER !!!!!!! . U WONT BE MAKIN THE QUALIFIERS FOR EUROPE TYHIS YEAR OR POSSIBLY EVER !!!!!!! REGARDS MOZZ.
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    P38A Ignition Key

    HI TENEBREAUX, So having read your post , How did things go did you get a result or not ???? I personally have recommended him many times, im talking about people who I have helped wich is many many owners not just in uk but all over Europe. , so I really don't understand why you haven't given...
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    P38A Ignition Key

    Hi Simon ,Well done & thanks for the heads up on the result !!!!… I really like it when people look listen and apply exactly what you have done and get your answer of what you asked ,!!!!!!, great stuff , simple if others don't get lost in offshoots of trying to solve others problems the mind...
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    P38A Ignition Key

    Hi Kermit , it actually a decision based on exactly what key you have and how many keys you have , 99% of owners with 2 keys will have key 1 & key 2 as issued when new , if later on you forget the numbers or sell the vech on . then new owner " might lose 1 key so its practical to order no 3 or 4...