koff koff eeerrrrrr. It stinks of fish and sweat in here I'm off to zone in!!!

Side protection sills, replacement steering guard, Hiclone, w/p seat covers, mat set, coopers oil filter and diff guard. It's broken my piggy bank.

To make up for the gaylanders that don't go

I need a few beers to settle the blood pressure cos I just spent about £200 quid on accessories. I'm still swetin!!!

Having been in the army for a few years I should say I'm quite used to it also!!!!! FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART- oops sorry.

So it's ok to fart and belch at me, but not her?

I'v just bought some too. I hope they fit!! 90 whole beer tokens!

Don't like tuchin anythin non Land Rover. It's classed as a major waste of time and puts me in a bad mood!!!

Sluuuuuurp.

Beer a clock arround the clock - I got big caravan problems too, me 1962 caravans indicators don't work.

I'v arrived! hair a doggy again! This is becoming a habbit hair of the dog come day sesh! my missus is gonna be ****ed off soon and make me sleep in the back of one of me Land Rovers. Ello- any one ere?

I'm off to real pub for a quicken. It's Land Rover night where by all the local lads with land rovers meet up once a week. Not as good as this one thats open all day!!

That series dosn't look too bad for a freebee. If it's knackered compleatly you'l still see a coin or two out of it - I bet!

poofter bar has probably closet early for mings bed time on plannet zog

Is that the one ya picked up for nuthin?

Do you really keep pigs in that pen? don't they get Land Roversick? you'll need to watch em after what appened to dat dare three legged one.

naaaaa! me's watchin camel trophy DVD

Nooooooooo elp yerself to pints, not barrels!

I think it's elp yer self policy If yella's not ere. enjoy!!! mind axle don't ump yer leg.

Ello? musta gon felchin.