Come On Ming - Stop Dragging It Out, I'm Waiting To Go To Bed FFS!

Nah, Slob - lets get it done with a little more finesse, like Rets way. As this has been such a protracted thing, we need Ebony to list all the things she's had to put up with from the start, in one thread. I've read through most of her woes and am damned if I can remember all. Name and shame -...

You've been fleeced Ebony Ivory by someone who sounds like they don't give a toss about your troubles. If you think they use this forum, time we all knew about it. Slip Redhand the number - I'm sure he'll be diplomatic under the circumstamces. We can wait a month or so till the heats off and...

Let us know how you get on fom Heritage - if it does cover pre 95 then that one WOULD be worth making available for download at a small nominal fee.

And it looks like Ron is an expert in blocking and unblocking holes!

Yr dead right redhand - nothing pre 95 on it. Also nowt on Swedish and Estonian sites mentioned in an earlier thread. Everything but it seems.

Acccording to Green Oval, Rave CD3 covers early disco (disco 1, as they call it). Been looking for a while for one and have just started to dowload it so will see content and let you know. Fingers crossed it covers a 95 300TDI

no, really???????

More so if it was with Slobs rogue elephant:p

Try undoing ball joint nut and then put a sledge hammer on one side of the track rod end taper and hit the other side with a big hammer - the shock very often springs the ball joint free.

spurned???? - Nah, you mean spurred!

NOW I HAVE FOOKING PEED MYSELF!!!!!!!! Bloody brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thought for the day - Hell hath no fury like a woman porned (or was it pawned -I can never remember). Must go. Got a flight to catch - not Africa and no laptop.

Methinks a certain party is going to deal out severe retribution when these are read, Slob! In fact, I believe the pic shows retribution in progress already! :D

Will leave it to your eloquence, diligence and statesmanship like qualities to inform Hoss Chops that you have the cure for her computer problems. And, with tongue in cheek. is she's "hard up" maybe trade one of her horses??????;)

Ah, all is clear, Slob. One could say the elephant was using its hard drive to rectumfy his problems then?

Begs the question of how you knew? (Searched to see if it had happened to Klumps as he seemed the kind that would enjoy that sort of thing) but came up with nowt.

Jeez, nearly peed myself with laughing when I read that! Amazing that you survived it Slob:rolleyes: Bet you can't walk with your kness touching now eh?

:confused: Fook me - there's something wrong with this bloody thing:D

Probably too full of info about Jim Khana's - or hoss ****e! Either way, sounds like time she dumped some of the crap of it she's accumulated over the years. Nowt bloody worse than slow computers Cause she don't know it's too stuffed with info about Jim Kana's or some other hoss ****e...

Nay, nay, Slob - nowt wrong with laptops - for some of us its the only way we can get our daily fix of LZ!!! Deprivation of LZ? Only thing more risky would be to order lemonade in small glass with cherry on top when TWB is full of you guys!