Yep ..as J said ...FLAT BATTERY ....A Flat un ALWAYS Throws a "Gearbox Fault Max 35" Dash readout

Check yuer Steering Damper (Under front just in front of Diff) looks like a BIG Shock Absorber ....

Can you imagine a (almost) 3 Ton P 38 being shuved along by a 4 pot Diesel!!!!! SKIN & RICE PUDDING Spring to mind!!!!!!

^^^^^^WHAT GEMS just Said^^^^^^ Bloody Hell Did you see that Green Flash ?????? It was J the Range screamin up the M65 to Colne with Instruments packs hanging outta his tailgate !!!!!:D:D:D:D:D

Close .....But NO CIGAR!!! ..I'm 1 of the 79,000.000 (My laptop is balanced on the wifes Back!!!!:D:D:p:p:p)

Spot on Mike ... Its late & I'm tired mate .....OF COURSE an M51 is a 6 pot!!! Now pulled my brain outta me arse..(Not a Pretty Sight!!!):D:D:D Adjusted my post (So I don't look a COMPLETE TOOL !!!!)

Warren, 6 Pot Diesel ............READ ON>>>>>> Thinkin "out of the Box" here .. the P38 Ceased in 2002 (replaced by the L322 .. Thought to ponder ..... As the P38 used the BMW M51 Engine (6 Pot) yer "Bits" SHOULD FIT HOWEVER if (by chance) This "Last of the Line" P38 got a L322 Engine (6...

Havin known Joe (at Emmotts) fer ages I KNOW he wouldn't do anything "IFFY" I think what hes saying is if you have a "duff" speedo he will supply a "Recon" one that will "Read" your BECM & set the replacement Speedo to YOUR OWN BECM's CORRECT Mileage.

As Sarstad said ....YES as long as its Stamped "M51" But you MAY need the 525 Bell Housing as well.....

Now that wouldn't be the one currently swingin from underneath Tony's Chinook would it ?????

well I drove over to Leeds & had me Interview ...ABSOLUTLY NAILED THE ****ER!!!......... Final Interview before Christmas & Interviewer said it "should be a Formalaty" He also requested I apply for 3 other postions within Brit Gas as "My Expertise would be "Invaluable" to them" WWWOOOOOOO...

Poor guy tries desparatly NOT to fall over Laughin >>>>>>>>>>>>.Audioboo / James Naughtie seizes up after mistaking C for H

> > > > > > > > Global Facts About Sex > > > > > > > > > > > > > > At Any Given Moment: > > > > > > > > > > > > FACT: > > > > 79,000,000 people are engaged in sex - right now! > > > > > > > > > > > > FACT: > > > > 58,000,000 are kissing. > > > > > > > > > > > > FACT: > > > > 37,000,000...

Yeah goes like ..(sings) " internet Porn killed the Gas Man Poke, Ohhhhh!!! Internet Porn Killed the Gas Man Poke"

Front Steering Damper is GOOSED look under the front just in front of yer Diff you'll see a "Thing" that looks like a HUGE Shock absorber ... its Knackered (bet it Wobbles like a good un when you hit a bump in the road .....) The Disco guys call it "DEATH WOBBLE" do a search on here fer that...

They MOST CERTAINLY DO Gav !!!! but as all the paperwork is "electronic" you get one of these >>>>>>>:5bdrool5: Added to the "Office/Follow up" side of the Paperwork !!!!!!

Tek it down to yer MOT satation & get em to "SNIFF TEST" it .. Exhaust Gas Analyser probe into yer header tank ... if it registeres Hydro Carbons yer HG is TOAST ..... Are you planning on keeping it ??? if so do the HG's if not .. throw some "Irontite" in it & Flog it but DO TELL the...

VISCOUS COUPLING in the Transfer box is SHAGGED .....Makes the wheels "Chop" & or "Grind" when turning corners To PROVE it IS the VC drop the front Prop & go do some "figure 8's in a car park .. NO gringing / Chopping .. VC FOOKED !!! ... If yer pennies are tight (replacement is around £200...

Oh!!! ESPECIALLY YOU Sugar!!!!

Get outta Town Dopey ..... You aint never have Or Never would **** on me chips mate You is What you is ....I never take offence about what you guys say NOOBS ..............OH YEAH ..Especially BOLSEY ONES ..... I even quite like GRATCH ....(But don't tell him I said that) :D:D:D:D:D