1. the hooded claw

    I've seen the light I've seen the light

    Cheers Keith ...have a crackin crimbo yerself mate ....My very best wishes to you & all yer family ... the "Other" Keith
  2. the hooded claw

    I've seen the light I've seen the light

    Got shut of me Saab today & am on the look out fer a rangie (Diesel or Petrol Aint bothered) .....(P38 prefered) I got an ABSOLUTE MAX of £1500 ....Anyone sees one or knows of one post in here ..... Cheers guys ... Keith
  3. the hooded claw

    SRS fault light on permanently

    SRS is a "HARD" fault it can only be removed via "Testbook" so you'll HAVE to go to LR Dealership to remove it anyway ..
  4. the hooded claw

    Looking for a Classic

    Think I'd much prefer THIS to play with >>>>>>>>RANGE ROVER CLASSIC AUTO DIESEL TDI MAZDA 35 FULL MOT on eBay (end time 26-Dec-10 20:17:37 GMT) "IT" lives bout 2 miles from me & I see it often ..it aint in bad nick either!!!!
  5. the hooded claw

    My P38 went up in flames and luckily caught it in time!

    How do ya think Wammers gets a new Rangie every 12 months !!!! Snigger Snigger!!!
  6. the hooded claw

    EAS reset Colne/Lancashire

    Spacekid ...And THAT^^^^^^ is from a man with 40 Years (Oh Hang on its Moday so it'll be 50 Years experience!!!!) Tomorrow is Tuesday so it'll be 60 Years Experience!!!!!! Soz Wam ..COULD NOT resist!!!!
  7. the hooded claw

    snow driving tips

    What is it wiv ME & MY gimp suit!!!!!....its even reached SW France now!!!! at least I'm not like J the Range & his blow up dolls ... he bought another last week from a car boot in Toxteth....took it home & blew it up only to discover he'd bought a "Male" version (wiv a "Willy")...
  8. the hooded claw

    snow driving tips

    That EASY fer you to say ..(livin in Hants) ... ALL the car parks are empty there ...try livin in LANCASHIRE (Note ..VERY popular place!!!) all the ****er are full up here ................ Usually wiv Pikeys & their Caravans durin the summer...
  9. the hooded claw

    EAS reset Colne/Lancashire

    J the Range is closest to yer Mate ...Think Wammers has summott similar as well .... you wanna Zap down the 65 sometime next week & we'll meet up & sort it fer ya ..(If J & Wammers are free) .. PS YOUR IN THE CHAIR FER THE BURGERS!!!!
  10. the hooded claw

    Just so we have a "BALANCED" view....

    I think WAMMERS is GREAT, A TOP BLOKE with loads of experience & helpful in sooo many ways ................. Signed CharlesY :D:D:D:D:D:D Ok I WAS fibbin there ...CharlesY didn't write that .................:D:D:D:D:D
  11. the hooded claw

    No wipers, windows or heater?? any ideas please?

    PM LINKY sent Ian .... Keith
  12. the hooded claw

    snow driving tips

    & how can you tell its bin fed with Growth Enhancer from a picture Further the tree planter is/was TOTALLY BLAMELESS coz he was away on holiday when this tree was inspected by the highways agency ... what it really needs to sue the planter of the nearby trees who's seeds have obviouly blown...
  13. the hooded claw

    No wipers, windows or heater?? any ideas please?

    Not this time Rod, probs a duff Earth under the dash or a Commion Earth somewheres that corroded or Loose/Broken
  14. the hooded claw

    snow driving tips

    But the ICE & THE TREE are TOTALLY BLAMELESS in this CharlesY told me to say that !!!!:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D You need to sue WHOEVER planted THAT TREE & make a claim to GOD fer making it icy & cold !!!!
  15. the hooded claw

    select neutral and slow down

    I just said that Data!!!:p:p:p:p:p
  16. the hooded claw

    select neutral and slow down

    As Data said if yer battery is on the way out it "Usually" effects the gearbox readout first......like 35MPH MAX ect ..... & besides you live in Holywell EVERYTHING is downwards from there ,,,,,,its at the top of a bloody welsh mountain!!!!:D:D:D:p:p:p
  17. the hooded claw

    Hdc inactive

    the HDC works off the ABS, that also relies on the steering angle sensor. That probably needs recalibrating, Try turning full lock to opposite full lock, so it knows where it is.
  18. the hooded claw

    Well, whadda ya think?

    Mmmmm!!! I thought the same ..Looks in reet good fettle but a bit on the high side fer price ...
  19. the hooded claw

    No wipers, windows or heater?? any ideas please?

    Ian, Sent you a text ...Did you get it ?????
  20. the hooded claw

    Need Urgent Advice and Help

    This thread was started by James on the 13th Nov & carried on in a quite amicable vein for over a Month with advise being given & accepted, (it ever got humerous in places) Then CharlesY arrives on the scene & it PLUMMETTS into total dis-array With Charles INSISTING on James NAMING THE MOT...